Ren Is Leaving(Again)

[clo]

Ok, you want my opinion? probably not but you're going to get it anyway. I think Ren should leave, and quick! It would be one less to deal with in here. Leonard warned that 'things were gonna slide' , Yeats knew that 'the centre' could not 'hold'. How right they were! I'm not even sure who I am anymore! Could I be Geoffrey/Jerry/Ren?? Violet- help!. You're the only one I trust in here-( I think?). I'm off to get some daylight now.

Good Luck All'
May the Force be with you

[Violet]

.. oh.. just to point out, I now have morning insomnia.. another variant of all night insomnia.. [geesh]..

Ok, you want my opinion? probably not but you're going to get it anyway. I think Ren should leave, and quick! It would be one less to deal with in here. Leonard warned that 'things were gonna slide' , Yeats knew that 'the centre' could not 'hold'. How right they were! I'm not even sure who I am anymore! Could I be Geoffrey/Jerry/Ren?? Violet- help!. You're the only one I trust in here-( I think?). I'm off to get some daylight now.

Good Luck All'
May the Force be with you

.. Okay, Clo.. just what about:

you really.. really.. disgust me.

.. didn't you understand?????????.. You know, you were my best lit crit partner so far.. and yet still you deign to betray me???

.. I'm seriously thinking of returning to my "Looking for a Sign" thread where at least my fight against pure [and most likely adulterated] Evil is on my [as in the author's] own terms.. Now [for pointless clarification, since obviously I'm talking to myself, as is usual around here].. now, Clo.. you are as much the author of "Clo," as I am of Violet -- that's just the nature of the written word, if you see my point.. Now does that mean that you too are part of that insidious, libelous, scandalous, scabrous [?] and obviously 'ous' word eating vindictive cabal that thrives on winning the likes of you, Clo, by convincing her --

.. okay, let me restate things..

At this point I have to assert that the one and only hope for stopping Pure Evil around here is, in fact [and believe me, I'm not one for polishing my own apple].. now what was -- oh: is in fact me, as in moi, as in Violet..

.. hey, wait a minute.. you aren't really a mole thingy for that dastardly Henning, are you??.. [always a possibility, I guess].. [this war has several fronts, it seems]..

.. gosh, kwills??.. where the hell are you when I need you??.. I didn't mean all that stuff about your being a baby 'n all [don't tell baby kwills but I did mean it].. I just wanted to keep you on your [itsy bitsy baby] toes.. so.. please stop sulking -- there is obviously more [im]Pure Evil around here than one valiant Violet [v-something sounding word] can easily take on herself.. so..

Okay, Clo, I hope that at least starts to clarify things.. it's now up to you to decide whether you're a Good Guy (as in me and kwills, and possibly I.F., though she receives many many demerits due to her profound absenteeism).. or are you going to join the ranks of, well, Pure Evil??.. which basically accounts for everyone else around here, it seems..

Alright, well, over and out..

In the service of Truth, Justice [and all that other boring sounding stuff],

Violet, a.k.a. "M".. actually make that "m" [as in baby bond's boss]..

[Violet]

VIOLET'S INTERIOR THOUGHTS:

.. hmm.. this last post has been bothering me all morning.. the thought of having to take on all the evily things going on in this seedy back room of the uh, forum, so called, seems like an awful lot for one individual.. let alone a small purpley flower.. and yet, to just passively stand by while the name "Violet" gets usurped by this cannibalistic Geoffrey-izing self-perpetuating identity mechanism seems.. well.. just unconscionable to me..

.. I remember the days when "Violet" used to pray to Leonard for guidance.. that seems like such a long time ago now.. As for now.. I must confess it's true.. I've become just this banana fondling, pink-lace pantied barrister obsessed.. flawed crusader.. whose cause is at best questionable.. at worst.. well.. just a total waste of time..


[possibly never to be continued]..

[clo]

VIOLET! For God's sake steady yourself! You can't turn your back on this dangerous, shape-shifting nest of vipers now!
Don't you see, that's exactly their game-plan; get rid of the 'light' in the proverbial 'crack' and Darkness (or "Evil" as you would have it) can move in and reign (Ren!) supreme! You must forgive my earlier suspicion of your authenticity, but being down this half- lit forum alleyway ungrounded my better instincts momentarily. From your heartfelt responses I can now acknowledge you as the Good, Guiding Light(of the purple spectrum) that you are! "Flawed crusader" you say?? Nonsense woman- I mean - flower! Put on your cape again and get your wits together, for we know not the day nor the hour that THEY may strike! Forget your weekend away- you can't afford to go anywhere- we need you at the helm!

En Gard, and watch your back!!!

p.s. A chilling thought - didn't Marianne(yes, that Marianne) like to change her name too?? Could she have been...........Oh no, it's too awful!...

[Violet]

VIOLET! For God's sake steady yourself! You can't turn your back on this dangerous, shape-shifting nest of vipers now!
Don't you see, that's exactly their game-plan; get rid of the 'light' in the proverbial 'crack' and Darkness (or "Evil" as you would have it) can move in and reign (Ren!) supreme! You must forgive my earlier suspicion of your authenticity, but being down this half- lit forum alleyway ungrounded my better instincts momentarily. From your heartfelt responses I can now acknowledge you as the Good, Guiding Light(of the purple spectrum) that you are! "Flawed crusader" you say?? Nonsense woman- I mean - flower! Put on your cape again and get your wits together, for we know not the day nor the hour that THEY may strike! Forget your weekend away- you can't afford to go anywhere- we need you at the helm!

En Gard, and watch your back!!!

p.s. A chilling thought - didn't Marianne(yes, that Marianne) like to change her name too?? Could she have been...........Oh no, it's too awful!...

.. funny.. I was just giving Harry the same pep talk [sort of].. okay.. well.. I do have to go in a few.. but I may be able to plan an offensive from up over yonder..

Thanks, Clo, for thus fortifying me with your stirring words.. For the first part of our strategy: see if you can find kwills.. he/she is rather tiny.. but see.. we need all the help we can get.. Cate, I think, could probably play both sides, actually.. now that I'm thinking about it.. [I mean I really don't think she cares one way or the other, is what I'm saying]..

.. okay, signing out for now..

Valiant Violet Flower [has returned]..

[kwills]

Goo goo ga ga err I mean hey you guys what's going on here? I've been away for a few hours doing some real important stuff,top secret like,so unfortunately I can't tell you what it was,unless you take my dummy away from me I mean twist my arm.

[Violet]

Goo goo ga ga err I mean hey you guys what's going on here? I've been away for a few hours doing some real important stuff,top secret like,so unfortunately I can't tell you what it was,unless you take my dummy away from me I mean twist my arm.

.. kwills, that dummy just happens to be Dick, and cripes -- just what do you think you're doing with him???.. don't you realize he's Henning's beard??.. you can't just -- just what is it you're doing with him??.. [and I thought Marisha and her bananas were disgusting]..

Oh, Clo.. I was just reading my last post to you, which I wrote just as I was heading out the door.. and.. I don't know, it seems a bit subdued.. I mean, here you are ready to take on all forms of earthly (and possibly unearthly) Evil.. and I sound like I'm heading out to the corner deli to see if those damn avocados are ripe yet.. Anyway.. the tone of that message doesn't at all convey the enormous feeling of gratitude I have, given your enthusiastic willingness to join whole heartedly this offensive.. and.. actually I'm so tired from two night's worth of various kinds of insomnia that I'm afraid we'll need to reconvene on things.. So, for now: just stay alert.

.. now kwills... IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE FOR ME???.. I send you out to get some hard stuff on Henning.. or even on Jarkko, if necessary -- as well, you need to be gathering every last crumb you can find on this omnipresent Geoffrey phenomena.. and you say "twist my arm????".. Actually, as far as this Geoffrey situation goes, I've decided, even though there may be a "real" Geoffrey, how that fact is being used.. is.. well.. it's sort of like this gloppy, glutinous goo that sticks to everything.. you touch it, and it's all over your hands.. your clothes.. [or your itsy bitsy bib, even].. then you touch someone else.. and yuck -- there it is on that person too -- and on the furniture.. and.. well, before you know it, the whole place is covered in this godforsaken geoffreyness.. oh, and then the REAL Geoffrey nonchalantly comes by, and says "how's trix?".. I mean, do you see how infuriating it all is?.. [okay.. I need sleep]..

Anyway, kwills.. I suggest it's time to divulge this "top secret stuff" -- and it better be good. You can't fight Evil with baby food. I'm afraid I need something substantial this time.

Signed,
Violet "M" Peabody III (b.b.b.).. [that's baby bond's boss, in case you forgot]..

[Violet]

.. oh.. one final note, while I still feel like cripes from no sleep..

TO ALL THOSE UNFORTUNATE POSTERS WHO ARE EVEN VAGUELY INTERESTED IN THIS:

... I have come to the conclusion that Ren is most likely NOT Geoffrey.. He probably does live in Jersey.. As well, he was the one who once tried the Jersey Test on me a year ago or so.. although I didn't remember his name as being Ren, though quite likely it could have been.. I remember his "pomes" reminded me of his Lordship's "pomes," and so I thought he might be his Lordship, but, given the Jersey Test [we compared t.v. programs] [yes, I realize now this probably isn't fool proof], but anyway, I was convinced he was not from brit land, but from some godforsaken part of Jersey instead.. Oh, I don't know that I would have remembered that his name was Jerry (since I never heard from him again, and he stopped posting his poems), but now that he's disclosed this as his name, that seems right to me.. ANYWAY, as most of these facts are neither here nor there, as far as concrete evidence goes.. my most important item on this is that my gut tells me he's telling the truth, that he's not Geoffrey, but instead this "once a year" poetry section poster, whose name is Jerry, and who posts as Ren..

.. so.. Ren/Jerry.. sorry it's taken me a while to put two and two together, but now that I'm wised up, you are more than welcome to join our offensive, if you can still even tolerate coming by here, that is.. [oh, and we never did the bronzing ceremony for that dab nab laundry poem]..

.. okay..

Signed,
Violet "M" Peabody.. info. analyst., MI6, cia.com

[Ren]

Thank You Violet. But there is just too much wierdness here. I have never come across this anywhere on any other forum. I'm tired of being called Geoffrey in every post lately. I'm Jerry (Ren) What point is there in me posting if people think I'm someone else? Maybe in a year or so I'll try again. Maybe not. I don't question who anyone else here is and never have. If you say you're Violet I believe you. I would have liked people to believe me when I used the Ren name. Bye.

[Violet]

Thank You Violet. But there is just too much wierdness here. I have never come across this anywhere on any other forum. I'm tired of being called Geoffrey in every post lately. I'm Jerry (Ren) What point is there in me posting if people think I'm someone else? Maybe in a year or so I'll try again. Maybe not. I don't question who anyone else here is and never have. If you say you're Violet I believe you. I would have liked people to believe me when I used the Ren name. Bye.

.. well, when I first came here it took a long while before I really understood that posters very often weren't who they said they were, and therefore suspected me of similar deception.. I kept on making the case that my identity here was all I had, and so I defended it.. 'til the bloody end all (!).. Anyway.. I understand if you've had enough for a while.. Still, I don't think anyone here means any "real" offense.. even if "offensiveness" is sometimes employed..

Also: now that I realize that Geoffrey is mostly just this gloopy goo.. I feel a bit more equipt.. [okay.. famous last words.. some must be thinking]..

Anyway, it's true that you and I were quite having fun, so think about returning.. but if you decide not to.. well, I'll do the bronzing ceremony, in any case.. try to make it something special.. maybe I'll have baby kwills cut the ribbon.. (!)..

okay, take care!
v i o l e t

[Ren]

I'll be back when the Prozac kicks in for some of these paranoid delusional posters. I don't do cryptic very well and some of these posts are like puzzles without a solution. I hope I'm wrong but something is very wrong with some of these posters. Not all just some. Over and out. Last post. Bye KarrenB and Violet.

[imaginary friend]

If you say you're Violet I believe you. I would have liked people to believe me when I used the Ren name.

Umm... when you use the Ren name, would you like people to believe that you're Ren... or Jerry?

I'm Jerry (Ren) What point is there in me posting if people think I'm someone else?

How can we help but think Ren is someone else, when Ren is really Jerry? And who knows who Jerry really is?

Anyways, for the record, I have undying admiration for (and a mini-crush on) anyone who can manage more than one identity at a time; I can barely handle the one I've got.

XO

[Harry S]

I'll be back when the Prozac kicks in for some of these paranoid delusional posters. I don't do cryptic very well and some of these posts are like puzzles without a solution. I hope I'm wrong but something is very wrong with some of these posters. Not all just some. Over and out. Last post. Bye KarrenB and Violet.

goodbye Geoffrey, thank you for finally admitting you are Geoffrey.

[Cate]

I'll be back when the Prozac kicks in for some of these paranoid delusional posters. I don't do cryptic very well and some of these posts are like puzzles without a solution. I hope I'm wrong but something is very wrong with some of these posters. Not all just some. Over and out. Last post. Bye KarrenB and Violet.

Well that's not very nice... you're only saying goodbye to Karren and Violet, that's not very nice at all.
V - before he leaves was there a winner for the Best of Ren?

[Violet]

.. hi Cate.. I believe Fabric Softener won.. so we'll have to do something about that.. I think his Lordship will have to weigh in, since he keeps shrinking hisCENSOREDtoo much, and it's effecting -- oh, never mind..