Joney, your delusions are well composed but reveal a worrying insecurity. First, the audience greatly appreciated the shadow puppet show and secondly, as you bloody well know your last "try" was not over the line, so I won 23 points to 21,Joney wrote:Now Michael I don't want to tell tales but really the sacrifice I made in letting you beat me at all these games during the show was so that you didn't spoil the show for everybody else. Your insistence that the audience would really appreciate your rendition of Bird on a Wire whilst you performed a shadow puppet show on the big screen meant that I had to distract you somehow, and I am pretty sure that I beat you at Rugby anyway.I would also like you publicly to admit that during the rest of the Philip Glass gig I beat you at Scissor Stone and Paper, Battleships, Monopoly, and Rugby. To bang on and on about your sole "success" is to distort the overall picture, which clearly emerged, of me being the Champion of Rear Stalls Row V.
Lord Mickey of One
OFFICIAL BARBICAN GAMES CHAMPION 2007