The Infinite Haiku

[mickey_one]

yes M_1 - if you say 'ob seen Lady Lust', but the last one you wrote says 'ob seen by Lady Lust' but it has 1 too many syllables! -unless in aristocratic circles 'Lady' is abridged to 1 syllable ...now I'm being picky!
Did you disqualify Martine? No sign of her today.

whoops, I forgot that I had had to squeeze the stuck-up bint (Lady Chatterthingy not Martine) to make her fit.

[damellon]

no better man for the squeeze, I hear.

[Manna]

lady chatterbox
needs to squeeze a better man
disqualify me

[mickey_one]

lady chatterbox
needs to squeeze a better man
disqualify me

disqualify me
I'm not worthy and take drugs
I must give them back

[mickey_one]

no better man for the squeeze, I hear.

I have an ancient and obscure gift which allows me to combine 2 posts from one source, let's say this one and the earlier shocker about D playing with herself, and divine the time of the month.

[damellon]

aristocratic and god-like.......not much room for self-improvement there M_1

[mickey_one]

aristocratic and god-like.......not much room for self-improvement there M_1

true, very true. but can my powers magic a win for my team tonight in the Big Game, yes the 2nd Round FA Cup replay, the Mighty Bees versus Burton. Leaving now, byeeeee. don't do any more filthy haikus 'til I return

[jimbo]

hi nothing god like
but wood like to improve it so
lets have some bodies

[mickey_one]

hi nothing god like
but wood like to improve it so
lets have some bodies

let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1

[che]

Lizzy
You''re always at sixes and sevens....

Is this another 'Brit'-type phrase I'm unfamiliar with? Is this a 'good' thing or a 'bad' thing? In either case, I will always object to the word always.


~ Lizzy

Lizzy,
Here is something you do not understand but that is ok butr not ok for me to not understand wind up. This is not very fair.

[lizzytysh]

Yes, t'is true. You have a step up on me in these matters.

First, you're in London, for aye on seven months...
Second, well, you know the rest...


~ Lizzy

[damellon]

let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1

Oui, 1 2 2 1
the end of the 5th Crusade
hungry in Egypt

[mickey_one]

let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1

Oui, 1 2 2 1
the end of the 5th Crusade
hungry in Egypt

Hungary in Egypt?
my geography is poor
Ireland in England?

[che]

Michael,
this joke about Hungary and Egypt is not so good as you are used to make.
you need a holiday in sunny place, like Barcelona?
My parent have house there with many TV which we can turn off

che

[mickey_one]

Michael,
this joke about Hungary and Egypt is not so good as you are used to make.
you need a holiday in sunny place, like Barcelona?
My parent have house there with many TV which we can turn off

che

Barcelona won't work unless they have recently moved it to somewhere between Mauritius and South Africa! why would we want to turn off the TV's?