January Sails

[fishfishquaileye]

I wanted a boat
for cheaping price
so I went to the
January sails
big sign
blood red and grassy green
"boats 50% off"
so I bought one
and drowned the next day
because
the half off
was the bottom.

also I know lots of women who need half off their bottoms but I am too lady to say that.

[Marisha]

hello beetch, if you are a lady then I am a banana! On this forum we don't need another fish. my suggestion for 2012, just for you, "**** off and don't come back."

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[Violet]

.. hi Marisha. How's the fruit racket?

I wanted a boat
for cheaping price
so I went to the
January sails
big sign
blood red and grassy green
"boats 50% off"
so I bought one
and drowned the next day
because
the half off
was the bottom.

also I know lots of women who need half off their bottoms but I am too gentleman to say that.

Happy New Year, fish. [sorry you drowned] [at least it's a comedy, and not a tragedy]

.. okay, I have to go back to feeling ill. By the way, your writing is getting progressively worse. If this condition continues, I recommend two aspirin, and lots of orange juice. [oh, that's for me, actually] For you, I suggest two hand towels dipped in ice-cold water, then placed on the forehead while lying down. [actually, that's also for me]

later, fish.

[Cate]

a fish, a banana and a flower walk into a bar ...



I'm sorry to hear of your not good sail M. Fish ... I bet there will be mast protests from the stores customers.

Happy New Year to my favourite fish, a strange woman with a banana fetish and my favourite flower!!!

[fishfishquaileye]

.. hi Marisha. How's the fruit racket?

I wanted a boat
for cheaping price
so I went to the
January sails
big sign
blood red and grassy green
"boats 50% off"
so I bought one
and drowned the next day
because
the half off
was the bottom.

also I know lots of women who need half off their bottoms but I am too gentleman to say that.

Happy New Year, fish. [sorry you drowned] [at least it's a comedy, and not a tragedy]

.. okay, I have to go back to feeling ill. By the way, your writing is getting progressively worse. If this condition continues, I recommend two aspirin, and lots of orange juice. [oh, that's for me, actually] For you, I suggest two hand towels dipped in ice-cold water, then placed on the forehead while lying down. [actually, that's also for me]

later, fish.

I dont think my poetry getting worse, although if you are rude then your cold may go that way!

[fishfishquaileye]

a fish, a banana and a flower walk into a bar ...



I'm sorry to hear of your not good sail M. Fish ... I bet there will be mast protests from the stores customers.

Happy New Year to my favourite fish, a strange woman with a banana fetish and my favourite flower!!!

maybe I should sail up you before the idiot banana woman gets you.

[Violet]

I dont think my poetry getting worse, although if you are rude then your cold may go that way!

.. seriously: is English a second language to you???.. because if it is, you're actually pretty good.

[that's sort of like when the pitcher throws the guy out stealing second base]

oh, and it's not a cold, it's a hangover.

[so there!]

[I sure showed him, huh?]

a fish, a banana and a flower walk into a bar ...



I'm sorry to hear of your not good sail M. Fish ... I bet there will be mast protests from the stores customers.

Happy New Year to my favourite fish, a strange woman with a banana fetish and my favourite flower!!!

Happy New Year to you too, Cate (!).. Now, when they walked into the bar, was the banana wearing suspenders?.. [I'm just trying to get this situated correctly in my mind]..

v. x

[Cate]

yes - I'm pretty sure the banana was wearing suspenders ... I'm not sure why but that certainly feels right. xx