Forget Your Bent Bananas

[kwills]

Forget your bent bananas
Have some of these instead,
They're red and firm and very hot
And come straight from the garden shed.
They'll keep you happy through the night
But be wary of their seed,
One wrong move and you are done
And they'll cause your gums to bleed!

They can grow up to 18" long and are called Chilly Willy Peppers!

[Violet]

Forget your bent bananas
Have some of these instead,
They're red and firm and very hot
And come straight from the garden shed.
They'll keep you happy through the night
But be wary of their seed,
One wrong move and you are done
And they'll cause your gums to bleed!

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They can grow up to 18" long and are called Chilly Willy Peppers!

Kwillis,

This is a well-write "pome" (as someone used to call them), and I'm so glad we're finally off of that disgusting banana subject for a change.. and even though I keep thinking I'm seeing something rather, well, lewd in that photo.. I've decided that it's just Marisha's "untoward" influence.. and that I should really just keep my mind out of her banana-clogged gutter.. [but 18 inches -- really???]

Thanks for some good clean fun, and a good read as well,
v i o l e t (flower).. [with her gums bleeding.. just a bit]..

p.s.. in case no one's ever mentioned it, you look exactly like Leonard.. I mean exactly.. but if you think that's the sort of thing that's gonna seduce a little lovelorn violet flower such as I.. well.. you'd be right.. (only, just don't tell georges.. zez)..

[Alsiony]

Now this is impressive Kwills.

I can't help felling a touch of envy here, especially seeing as you have 5/6 at your disposal...

I once grew a rather aesthetically pleasing tomato...but he just looked down right naive compared to those

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[Cate]

a pepper that looks like...

wouldn't they be fun to put out at a bbq.

[kwills]

Oh Vi-o-letmethankyouvery much for your kind words you are such a lovely flower.
Rubbing some cucumber on your gums might soothe them a little bit,um I mean cucumber dip thingy,not a whole cucumber,like the sauce you get in an Indian restaurant,if you know what I mean. I've got an image of a whole cucumber..........let's not even go there!

Alsiony it's funny how things grow in the palm of my hand I've probably got green fingers.


Cate,we're supposed to have a bbq summer this year...again.

[Violet]

Oh Vi-o-letmethankyouvery much for your kind words you are such a lovely flower.
Rubbing some cucumber on your gums might soothe them a little bit,um I mean cucumber dip thingy,not a whole cucumber,like the sauce you get in an Indian restaraunt,if you know what I mean. I've got an image of a whole cucumber..........let's not even go there!

.. (Marisha's bananas have nothing over your cucumbers, Kwillis.. I'm feeling quite certain of that.. viOlet..flower xx)..

[mrschis]

Kwills, you don't have green fingers, you have a very, very BLUE mind!

[mrschis]

Kwills likes her vegetables long and thin,
She strokes them with tender care.
A banana or two puts her mind in a spin,
Where cucumbers congregate, she'll be there.

[Violet]

.. hmm.. kwillis is a she (?).. and yet she looks just like leonard.. hmm..
... and Marisha.. Mr. Marisha.. she sounds just like his lordship.. (okay, she is his lordship)..
.. anyway, I can't sleep.. and now I'm up, brooding on such things..
... well, kwillis, even if you are a she.. your cucumbers are still far superior to M.'s bananas.. (methinks).. (just saying)..
.. a sleepy v i o l e t (flower)..

[Cheshire gal]

just saw your peppers.... they are hilarious. I will say no more.

Cheshire gal