help needed to finish poem.
life is like a butterfly
trapped in the sky
no exit can be found
until it falls to the ( ? )
help needed
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Geoffrey wrote:help needed to finish poem.
life is like a butterfly
trapped in the sky
no exit can be found
until it falls to the ( ? )
.. apple pie?
Violet
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volcano?
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yes that must be it - Harry's bottomRe: help needed
hmm..
Life is like Harry's bottom,
trapped in a second-rate pome,
no exit can be found,
until it falls to the ?
.. you know at the very least we can be thankful that his bottom isn't trapped in the sky..
.. I think this one might be irretrievable at this point, Geoffrey.. though I cleaned up the "lavatory" line of a few minutes ago, if that helps..
Life is like Harry's bottom,
trapped in a second-rate pome,
no exit can be found,
until it falls to the ?
.. you know at the very least we can be thankful that his bottom isn't trapped in the sky..
.. I think this one might be irretrievable at this point, Geoffrey.. though I cleaned up the "lavatory" line of a few minutes ago, if that helps..
Violet
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Oh, wait!!
Life is like Harry's bottom,
trapped in a second-rate pome,
no exit can be found,
until it falls to the hacks at the Forum (!)
Life is like Harry's bottom,
trapped in a second-rate pome,
no exit can be found,
until it falls to the hacks at the Forum (!)
Violet
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Got a song writing contract
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Help needed
to clean the floor
of all the panties discarded
from the night before
Help needed
to shaft Harry's ass
with a long soft banana
it won't cum to pass
Help needed
to kill second-rate trolls
extract all their clichés
and remove all their souls
to clean the floor
of all the panties discarded
from the night before
Help needed
to shaft Harry's ass
with a long soft banana
it won't cum to pass
Help needed
to kill second-rate trolls
extract all their clichés
and remove all their souls
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help needed to tend my dear sick cat
11 1/2 years old Harry was operated on last week
But the knots taken out and doing fine thanks
11 1/2 years old Harry was operated on last week
But the knots taken out and doing fine thanks
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dear person who leaves her panties all over the floor (was it singles night at the legion?),
Harry S ... yes I have to admit I see your attraction and desire to do naughty things with fruit to him ...I'd like to help. I could offer to try and hold him down for you and your banana but I'm not sure that's politically correct.
May I suggest, with the greatest respect - as I acknowledge that you are much much more experienced then most woman, that men may not be as excited by your banana in the posterior cum on line, as you would think. I suggest the sugar approach. You know the saying, you catch more flys with sugar... in your case I suggest that it come in the form of alcohol - serve him vast quantities of it until his vision blurs enough or until he's stumbling about (harder to run away from you) and then introduce your banana.
many kisses, hope I've been helpful
cate
Harry S ... yes I have to admit I see your attraction and desire to do naughty things with fruit to him ...I'd like to help. I could offer to try and hold him down for you and your banana but I'm not sure that's politically correct.
May I suggest, with the greatest respect - as I acknowledge that you are much much more experienced then most woman, that men may not be as excited by your banana in the posterior cum on line, as you would think. I suggest the sugar approach. You know the saying, you catch more flys with sugar... in your case I suggest that it come in the form of alcohol - serve him vast quantities of it until his vision blurs enough or until he's stumbling about (harder to run away from you) and then introduce your banana.
many kisses, hope I've been helpful
cate
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Good on ya Cate
I see you are the voice of reason to prevent that which may be called "treason" ??? ooopppss i am rhyming in cliche's again
But i do see that it was stated that the banana would not happen. Anyhow, they are usually used as instruments of demonstration, not penetration. (saw it in a movie)
But in case, this is why i have offered my cat as a banana sacrifice, in the position he is in, he could take all the threats that were posed to Harry (S)
My Harry was named after Harry Houdini the great escape artist, he has the happy knack of finding his way in and out of anywhere!
As for "panties, i have no idea what is referring to, so here i cannot relate, but happy to help, give someone my login details so they may delete
anything that i may have posted to cause this cynicism. So for me, i would take responsibility for the cliche's perhaps, and maybe the banana was meant for me to thrust
but
definitely not my style, i am in to nipple twisting
anything else is too subtle for me to offer help to. Perhaps some dramatic artistic license taken in a thread that was responsive to some really ....... songs ????
In all accounts, in the WF we pm a person directly, privately with grievances and breaches, humiliation and cynicism are not on the menu unless big 
All taken in good fun, offense is something i rarely take home
I see you are the voice of reason to prevent that which may be called "treason" ??? ooopppss i am rhyming in cliche's again
But i do see that it was stated that the banana would not happen. Anyhow, they are usually used as instruments of demonstration, not penetration. (saw it in a movie)
But in case, this is why i have offered my cat as a banana sacrifice, in the position he is in, he could take all the threats that were posed to Harry (S)
My Harry was named after Harry Houdini the great escape artist, he has the happy knack of finding his way in and out of anywhere!
As for "panties, i have no idea what is referring to, so here i cannot relate, but happy to help, give someone my login details so they may delete
anything that i may have posted to cause this cynicism. So for me, i would take responsibility for the cliche's perhaps, and maybe the banana was meant for me to thrust
but definitely not my style, i am in to nipple twisting
anything else is too subtle for me to offer help to. Perhaps some dramatic artistic license taken in a thread that was responsive to some really ....... songs ????
In all accounts, in the WF we pm a person directly, privately with grievances and breaches, humiliation and cynicism are not on the menu unless big
All taken in good fun, offense is something i rarely take home
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im not gonna write no more in this column cos its gotten silly. i dont wanna be associated with it.
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ohhh I'm sorry Geoffrey - come back (see I even spelled come with an o for you)
We'll behave - or I will, you can never tell about wild flowers...
okay the word was ground, but that's too sad on a rainy spring day. Why should the poor butterfly have to hit the ground to be free.
Do you know what a butterfly kiss is - do they do that in Norway?
Take your wrist or the palm of your hand and hold it close to your eye and then gently but quickly flutter your eyelashes over that sensitive part of your skin - that's a butterfly kiss, it feels great on the stomach. It's very soft, barely a touch at all.
We'll behave - or I will, you can never tell about wild flowers...
okay the word was ground, but that's too sad on a rainy spring day. Why should the poor butterfly have to hit the ground to be free.
Do you know what a butterfly kiss is - do they do that in Norway?
Take your wrist or the palm of your hand and hold it close to your eye and then gently but quickly flutter your eyelashes over that sensitive part of your skin - that's a butterfly kiss, it feels great on the stomach. It's very soft, barely a touch at all.
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Cate asked:
>Why should the poor butterfly have to hit the ground to be free.
You might as well ask how damnation could be poisoned with rainbows.
>Do you know what a butterfly kiss is - do they do that in Norway?
The only people I've seen kiss each other up here are football players when one of them scores a goal, but that is a full frontal smack-on-the-lips kiss.
>Why should the poor butterfly have to hit the ground to be free.
You might as well ask how damnation could be poisoned with rainbows.
>Do you know what a butterfly kiss is - do they do that in Norway?
The only people I've seen kiss each other up here are football players when one of them scores a goal, but that is a full frontal smack-on-the-lips kiss.