The Infinite Haiku

lazariuk · Post by **lazariuk** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:30 pm

ah favourite things!
which spew from an angel's glands
include bitter truths

lazariuk · Post by **lazariuk** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:36 pm

include bitter truths
with tastes the old have found come
to be acquired

Manna · Post by **Manna** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:13 pm

to be acquired:
a missing syllable
for each line here

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:24 pm

for each line here [he-yuh]
spoken in Deep Southern dear
syllables enough

anneporter · Post by **anneporter** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:21 pm

syllables enough
for the ten thousand sorrows
and ten thousand joys

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:28 pm

and ten thousand joys
Leonard has brought to others
a life worthwhile

imaginary friend · Post by **imaginary friend** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:31 pm

and ten thousand joys
yields one sweet joy each day for
twenty seven years

(actually 27.39 years...)

imaginary friend · Post by **imaginary friend** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:33 pm

Oops, sorry Lizzy, I'm slooowww today.

I yield to Lizzy's:

and ten thousand joys
Leonard has brought to others
a life worthwhile

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:37 pm

[haha, as I had yielded to yours... the dueling yielders

]

twenty seven years
works out very well, indeed
reduces to nine

Harry S · Post by **Harry S** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:52 am

reduces to nine
dollars in the summer sale
LC's worn jock strap

kwills · Post by **kwills** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:27 am

LC'S worn jock strap
I'll keep close to me tonight
smells like teen spirit

burningviolin · Post by **burningviolin** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:49 am

smells like teen spirit
Jim Morrison is screaming
leather pants too tight

imaginary friend · Post by **imaginary friend** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:52 am

Leather pants too tight,
I kneel to submit once more,
dear Dominatrix

imaginary friend · Post by **imaginary friend** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:56 am

Dear Dominatrix,
please walk by me again with
your fishnet-clad legs

Harry S · Post by **Harry S** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:53 am

your fishnet-clad legs
of lamb with gloved potatoes
and scarfed brussel sprouts