Oh, isn't that Billy Crystal? ( Hi, solong! ;-) ) yes, lisa - and that is the whole truth, so help me god. judging from the silence, i put it to you that this court is currently in recess. no doubt my learned colleague will shortly return and hand out a sentence to us ;-) Now the courtroom is quiet...

Eva bestrides the Event. Her charming presence, her amazing goody-filled bags for participants, she has organised an exceptional meeting of Leonard fans. The opening evening was outstanding, thank you.

Yes, I agree that Graham was an Offaly good driver but are you seriously contending that he was actually better than his sister, Damon, or his twin half brother James Cunt ? Your poem does not deal adequately with this political hot bath.

Solongleonard and The Demented Desires.

I am very happy to provide a doctor's note. Now can you provide an address? My actions in Montreal were all filmed and after reviewing the film...... :shock: It was the video that caused Sue alarm. She was wearing her nurse's uniform when she exclaimed, "hey oop, Lad, what be wrong with 'im?". Plea...

"technically alive" is a medical expression and the otherwise awful Sue has compassionately spared you the details in view of the vulnerability you recently displayed in Montreal. If you supply a Doctor's Note it is possible she will explain further.

does anyone know how to add a poll to this thread? I would really like to know how people compare these different takes on Leonard laughing. Thank you, Sue. I presume you would vote for me, despite our relationship being a disaster and it was all your fault. My drawing was composed with simple char...

My crippling shyness may return

Thanks for posting this, Bobby. I look forward to some time off to respond to it properly, best wishes

Thanks for posting this Adam. I hope I will comment more when I have the chance

Which is the truer image of Leonard laughing? I genuinely believe that I have captured him betterer than Geoffrey.

Geoffrey even forgot the tusks. Tsk, tsk, Geoffrey. Attention to details (and de tusks) is impotent.

There must be some kind of way outta here said the patty to the beef There's too much infusion I can't get no bay leaf Geoffrey he drink my wine Ploughman's lunch a dearth All along the scotch burgers Geoffrey drew a sketch is it Bob Dylan or some other kind of letch ? Two riders were approaching An...

thank you for your care. since my acrimoneyass split from Sideways Sue, Life has been tough and I hit out at old friends like you in order to gain some attention. I have already made a decision tomorrow to go to the Fans Event in the summer and I am hoping it will be in a country. It will be good if...

splash.jpg What an insult to the great man. We all make mistakes but you simply couldn't be bothered to wipe up the spilt ink? Underneath the mess there was an ok picture of someone but you didn't care. What about the artist if he was ever to see what you did to his humble effort. This was not good...

There is an olde Norwegian saying, which of Norse you doubtless know. The truth contained within this is what keeps my great affection for you alive, (despite all your provocation and attacks on Wholly Innocent Me) listen, you two can start sucking each others' dicks as much as you like, but let me...

Wow, your feedback confirms so much. It feels good to be criticized like this. Thank you. all honour to 'solongleonard', but it was me behind it. without my psychological manipulation and subtle coercion a critique of your work almost certainly would never have come from him. The Lesser includes th...