At the start of the investigation the police thought the cannibalism was being carried out by Barbara Streisand and Jennifer Aniston, then it turned out be the work of a dull cereal killer called Jeffrey "Weetabix" Dahmerl The stars eat your body. The victim was last seen alive farting and shivering...

Now the Danes they followed Geoffrey Wren As he went cycling through the park, and then The moon to keep his amour bright, 10 man offered him a fight. He said, I'm tired of painting Mohammed Ali, I want try someone more musically, A happy singer seems more right 3 minutes work then lunch, I have a g...

what bluff, "Lisa". I see you make no attempt to solve the puzzle and you are trying to cover up your failure

very sad

I see your farewell and raise you a dieu (Leonard)

As much as some people may disagree with the following observations, I stand firmly by them. You may be disappointed to hear that my concrete suggestions on how to spark a powerful student movement that will fight for justice everywhere are sprinkled throughout this letter like raisins in a pudding,...

Oh, isn't that Billy Crystal? ( Hi, solong! ;-) ) yes, lisa - and that is the whole truth, so help me god. judging from the silence, i put it to you that this court is currently in recess. no doubt my learned colleague will shortly return and hand out a sentence to us ;-) Now the courtroom is quiet...

Eva bestrides the Event. Her charming presence, her amazing goody-filled bags for participants, she has organised an exceptional meeting of Leonard fans. The opening evening was outstanding, thank you.

Yes, I agree that Graham was an Offaly good driver but are you seriously contending that he was actually better than his sister, Damon, or his twin half brother James Cunt ? Your poem does not deal adequately with this political hot bath.

Solongleonard and The Demented Desires.

I am very happy to provide a doctor's note. Now can you provide an address? My actions in Montreal were all filmed and after reviewing the film...... :shock: It was the video that caused Sue alarm. She was wearing her nurse's uniform when she exclaimed, "hey oop, Lad, what be wrong with 'im?". Plea...

"technically alive" is a medical expression and the otherwise awful Sue has compassionately spared you the details in view of the vulnerability you recently displayed in Montreal. If you supply a Doctor's Note it is possible she will explain further.

does anyone know how to add a poll to this thread? I would really like to know how people compare these different takes on Leonard laughing. Thank you, Sue. I presume you would vote for me, despite our relationship being a disaster and it was all your fault. My drawing was composed with simple char...

My crippling shyness may return

Thanks for posting this, Bobby. I look forward to some time off to respond to it properly, best wishes

Thanks for posting this Adam. I hope I will comment more when I have the chance

Which is the truer image of Leonard laughing? I genuinely believe that I have captured him betterer than Geoffrey.

Geoffrey even forgot the tusks. Tsk, tsk, Geoffrey. Attention to details (and de tusks) is impotent.