Harvey Wittgenstein is a disgrace. Some of the actors he assaulted may never have got the roles at all, but for him breaking the sexual distancing rules. I hate him with a passion fruit and a fake banana.

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Dear Mr and Mrs Arjatsalo. I have just discovered this thread and read your announcement with delight. You both deserve a sweet rest as Jarkko reached his 80's and Eija closes in on her 40's. I am not being critical of the lovely couple but I am always puzzled by relationships with such an age diffe...

to ignore is "to refuse to take notice of or acknowledge; disregard intentionally". ooh what a long way away from the tired man who again lost a race with Sammy Sloth and Tommy Tortoise the other day. This leaves me stuck in last place in this Televised competition between the 3 of us thanks for the...

I came upon a dentist, he was slaughtering a tooth I accused him there With his tortured truth He said “Listen to me, Geoff, your eyes are blind and your ears are deaf” Well I found a silver needle I put it into my teeth It did some good to the underneath But the knights were bold and the filling ma...

wow! that was a stinger and yes I did miss it!

that I presume is Geoffrey? Be I right? I wouldn't patent it as I just don't care about ownership

I have designed a 2 piece swimming costume for ladies. I have named it the "womankini" . I am reet proud of this title.

I have met Geoffrey and can state that he wears very nice cloves. I particularly admired the mankini he wore to the airport.

Also I must add how great it feels to be captain of the busiest thread on this forum. We are trending! The previous most popular thread, “Cranny” of course, is almost within range

You done me a right fava. Thank you verily, Geezer

I claim the Under 5 Minute Immunity From Harsh Critique Rule for this late night jot. Flash thoughts are a protected species. A friend told me she was making Fish Pie for her family tonight. And I have half a biscuit left til Sunday I declined Fish pi to 365 points, leaving me in a days I decimated ...

my visit to meet you was wonderful, exceptional, memorable. you are a delightful and interesting man. Justyna and I quickly saw through a provocative but light top-layer and enjoyed the company of a man of kindness and substance.

Silly spelling mistakes have altered your whole message! Your post included "who amongst ye heathens by worrying can add but a single second to thy miserable lives?" You obviously meant to write "who amongst ye Heathers by worrying can add but a single second to my miserable lines". Your lines are N...

I am once again (or it twice again) driven to the shallows of sorrow that you describe yourself above as a "commonly used english idiot" . you be a very talented artist and deserve your own forum in my humbly opiniony. I have influenza with Jarkko and will order him to immediately grant you this, It...

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