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Vital Leonard Cohen Polish Hereditary
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:28 pm
by solongleonard
Hello, I know this place gets very busy. I thought I would slow it all done to pose the poser that has posed anguish for Cohen students over the years.
Thank you for your participation in the Vital Leonard Cohen Poll.
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:31 pm
by solongleonard
Overwhelming vote pro Cohen's good geezerness, plus a complete condemnation of that damn Bird dirge.
I guess it's early days and the clear view expressed by his Fan could yet change a little
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:59 am
by LisaLCFan
Looks like there is some competition.
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:02 am
by solongleonard
I note the dramatic change in Voting Figures! Soft option1 has doubled its popularity and the controversial pronouncement has now DRAWN EQUAL with the fine common sense of Option 4!
Wow! Who ever could have foreseen this realignment of judgment?!
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:02 pm
by AlanM
I would like to vote for option >5, but that option seems to have fallen off the Wire.
Me, I, Myself.
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 2:18 pm
by Geoffrey
me and a couple of others cast our votes in the middle of the night while you slept.
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 3:54 pm
by solongleonard
I know that as Jarkko has installed spyware that allows the Poll Captain to watch anyone vote. He refuses to allow me to alter the voting, DAMN which means I am bound to be a Loser.
However, it did allow me to confirm the rumours of your rather exotic nightwear, Tux and BowTie. I was disappointed to see that your beloved Teddy is pink not blue. I guess you are from the earlier era where blue was the girl's colour, and pink for real Men.
Geoffrey, I am so ashamed but I have forgotten the name of Teddy! Please remind me
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:01 pm
by solongleonard
AlanM wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:02 pm
I would like to vote for option >5, but that option seems to have fallen off the Wire.
Me, I, Myself.
Students of psephology may like to note that the 5th Option was, in one of his final moves as President, proposed by Trump.
It read "Bird on a Wire is a beautiful song, and I am going to change it, just the words and the tune, whilst Sleepy Joe is wearing a Giant Face Mask so large you can't even see him. He says he won the Election when everyone knows that it was a Landslide Victory for me and in our great country Democracy is coming and Mexico will pay for it."
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:21 pm
by LyricsDecrypter
I do like the text, and this cover
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TKDMiyRmbik
but I don‘t know all of LCs work yet.... oh my goodness, what am I to vote for?!
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:07 am
by solongleonard
Vote for Sanity VOTE FOR TRUMP
Vote tor a rational approach to Life VOTE FOR TRUMP
Vote for just another brick in the wall VOTE FOR TRUMP
Vote for Stories of The Street, Avalanche, Famous Blue Raincoat, Dress Rehearsal Rag
Re: How vital, Leonard Cohen Poll?
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:13 am
by LisaLCFan
There are 30,281 registered users of this forum*, nine of whom have voted thus far. This is certainly a happening place!
*approximately 1,376 of those registered users are actually pseudonyms of solongleonard. Thus, theoretically, it could have been he who cast all nine votes in his own poll.
Re: How vital, Leonard Cohen Poll?
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:54 am
by AlanM
LisaLCFan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:13 am
There are 30,281 registered users of this forum*, nine of whom have voted thus far. This is certainly a happening place!
*approximately 1,376 of those registered users are actually pseudonyms of solongleonard. Thus, theoretically, it could have been he who cast all nine votes in his own poll.
Oh, NO!
Please tell me that Geoffrey is not Solong in disguise.
A
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:09 am
by LisaLCFan
AlanM wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:54 am
...Oh, NO!
Please tell me that Geoffrey is not Solong in disguise...
Don't worry, I believe that they are two separate entities. I also believe that Geoffrey has a few pseudonyms around here, too.
Mind you, I've never personally met nor even spoken (verbally) to either of them -- nothing but typed online communication. I suppose it could be a very clever and elaborate hoax: occasionally posting pictures of two different guys, seeming to have two such different writing styles, aptitudes, interests, personalities, etc. ... Hmm, maybe you're onto something, Alan.
Come to think of it, how do you know that I'm not him/them, and how do I know that you're not?

Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:32 am
by AlanM
LisaLCFan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:09 am
Come to think of it, how do you know that I'm not him/them, and how do I know that you're not?
How do I know that
I'm not?
A
Re: Vital Leonard Cohen Poll
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:02 am
by smarcu
LisaLCFan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:09 am
AlanM wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:54 am
...Oh, NO!
Please tell me that Geoffrey is not Solong in disguise...
Don't worry, I believe that they are two separate entities. I also believe that Geoffrey has a few pseudonyms around here, too.
Mind you, I've never personally met nor even spoken (verbally) to either of them -- nothing but typed online communication. I suppose it could be a very clever and elaborate hoax: occasionally posting pictures of two different guys, seeming to have two such different writing styles, aptitudes, interests, personalities, etc. ... Hmm, maybe you're onto something, Alan.
Come to think of it, how do you know that I'm not him/them, and how do I know that you're not?
I Know Geoffery personly & such a thing he wouldnot dream to do, not devius like Saloonleonard. Read mark 5:9