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Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:00 pm
by mickey_one
damellon wrote:yes M_1 - if you say 'ob seen Lady Lust', but the last one you wrote says 'ob seen by Lady Lust' but it has 1 too many syllables! -unless in aristocratic circles 'Lady' is abridged to 1 syllable ...now I'm being picky!
Did you disqualify Martine? No sign of her today.
whoops, I forgot that I had had to squeeze the stuck-up bint (Lady Chatterthingy not Martine) to make her fit.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:06 pm
by damellon
no better man for the squeeze, I hear.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:14 pm
by Manna
lady chatterbox
needs to squeeze a better man
disqualify me
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:16 pm
by mickey_one
Manna wrote:lady chatterbox
needs to squeeze a better man
disqualify me
disqualify me
I'm not worthy and take drugs
I must give them back
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:18 pm
by mickey_one
damellon wrote:no better man for the squeeze, I hear.
I have an ancient and obscure gift which allows me to combine 2 posts from one source, let's say this one and the earlier shocker about D playing with herself, and divine the time of the month.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:05 pm
by damellon
aristocratic and god-like.......not much room for self-improvement there M_1
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:14 pm
by mickey_one
damellon wrote:aristocratic and god-like.......not much room for self-improvement there M_1
true, very true. but can my powers magic a win for my team tonight in the Big Game, yes the 2nd Round FA Cup replay, the Mighty Bees versus Burton. Leaving now, byeeeee. don't do any more filthy haikus 'til I return
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:35 am
by jimbo
hi nothing god like
but wood like to improve it so
lets have some bodies
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:30 am
by mickey_one
jimbo wrote:hi nothing god like
but wood like to improve it so
lets have some bodies
let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:33 am
by che
lizzytysh wrote:Lizzy
You''re always at sixes and sevens....
Is this another 'Brit'-type phrase I'm unfamiliar with? Is this a 'good' thing or a 'bad' thing? In either case, I will always object to the word always.
~ Lizzy
Lizzy,
Here is something you do not understand but that is ok butr not ok for me to not understand wind up. This is not very fair.
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:22 am
by lizzytysh
Yes, t'is true. You have a step up on me in these matters.
First, you're in London, for aye on seven months...
Second, well, you know the rest...
~ Lizzy
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:15 pm
by damellon
mickey_one wrote:
let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1
Oui, 1 2 2 1
the end of the 5th Crusade
hungry in Egypt
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:47 pm
by mickey_one
damellon wrote:mickey_one wrote:
let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1
Oui, 1 2 2 1
the end of the 5th Crusade
hungry in Egypt
Hungary in Egypt?
my geography is poor
Ireland in England?
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:07 pm
by che
Michael,
this joke about Hungary and Egypt is not so good as you are used to make.
you need a holiday in sunny place, like Barcelona?
My parent have house there with many TV which we can turn off
che
Re: The Infinite Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:12 pm
by mickey_one
che wrote:Michael,
this joke about Hungary and Egypt is not so good as you are used to make.
you need a holiday in sunny place, like Barcelona?
My parent have house there with many TV which we can turn off
che
Barcelona won't work unless they have recently moved it to somewhere between Mauritius and South Africa! why would we want to turn off the TV's?