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Two Leonard Cohen songs at a karaoke bar?! #awesome

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Okay, I'm back from a weekend of camping while wearing funny clothes, competitive cooking, and schlepping all the the things there and back again while acquiring a nice little sunburn. Back to Twitter.

Is Leonard Cohen available to marry me or

Only a haughty man filled with utter disdain for law and hubris can say repeatedly "everybody knows".

Chut. Leonard Cohen won't be happy.

- lol.

Just found out that Leonard Cohen has been booked for Leeds Arena. Does anyone want to go, cry and hold me?

Trying not to weep to leonard cohen on the bus

"Eu non son Leonard Cohen, canto peor e creo en Deus un pouco menos"
#Imnotyourman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhzpJwajqb4 …
I'm not Leonard Cohen, I sing worse and I believe in God a little less

This isn't Spanish, it's Galician. I'm going to have to try to find a colleague who knows Galician, this looks interesting.

This drizzly Sydney weather has encouraged our shop to be surrounded by Leonard Cohen records, buttery crumpets and cups of tea.

This is the tattoo I'm going to try and get in Paris. "Love Calls You By Your Name" by Leonard Cohen. http://instagram.com/p/Z1ad-4MssP/

it's a song by Leonard Cohen. I swear to god. Hahaha

I couldn't see what song it was because the account being replied to is protected... but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was something off Death of a Ladies' Man (or is that Lady's Man, I can never remember which is which)

Rain, rain, Leonard Cohen, endless cups of tea.

Tranquilamente escuchando a Leonard Cohen y los hijos de puta vecinos ponen techno...
Peacefully listening to Leonard Cohen and the sons of bitches next door put on techno...

Great thing about backing singers is that they are likely to be good musicians as well as singers. Result - great group!

You're dead right there. Just listen to Leonard Cohen's backing singers.

Leonard Cohen is the man. I dont know what hes talking about half of the time but it sure sounds good.

pro tip: mailing someone filthy leonard cohen lyrics cursively-written on a post card does not work

Just found out Leonard Cohen will be doing the soundtrack for The Muppets Take Berlin.

(debated briefly whether to put this in the "News" section, but... naaah.

Jajaja sólo falta que Leonard Cohen de una gira latinoamericana que nos excluya para sumergirnos en una gran depre musical
hahaha all we need is for Leonard Cohen to do a Latin American tour that leaves us out for us to sink into a big musical depression.

Made a Serge Gainsbourg and Leonard Cohen Pandora station. As expected, it is *awesome*

This artist rocks at 78. Leonard Cohen∻"Different Sides" (Old Ideas,2012) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEcTq78S690

Someone ought to grab Leonard Cohen's synthesizer and smash it.

"At any rate, lyrically, Leonard Cohen > Bob Dylan"

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they imitate Leonard Cohen.

and here's a tweet that manages to be both very much not PC and also a real groaner of a pun:

"It's a cold and it's a broken halal Ouya" - scathing review by Leonard Cohen on http://muslimgamer.com

The future was always supposed to be better, not rolling back social justice, our rights, eroding our liberty, and our access to healthcare

You obviously not a Leonard Cohen fan.

Leonard on Twitter: The All The Feels Edition

My son is playing Leonard Cohen's Suzanne on the piano downstairs. I feel like I'm in a bar in Berlin at four in the morning.

I can now play and sing Tower Of Song as deep as Leonard Cohen. I've never felt so manly.

Don't understand why people say Leonard Cohen's music is depressing. Listening to him ALWAYS raises my spirits and makes me feel young again

It's a bumper crop of tweets tonight.

Breaking news: Middle aged man still raving about last years Leonard Cohen concert

“the general waltz on the threshold of tastelessness that makes [Leonard] Cohen so mesmerizingly flawed, unpredictable, and human” <=exactly

Candle lit bath, leonard cohen and the shackled continent.

A veces pienso que Leonard Cohen es el único cabrón al que se le debió permitir hacer canciones románticas, para que los demás no la cagaran
Sometimes I think that Leonard Cohen is the only sonofabitch who should be allowed to do romantic songs, so that the others won't f*ck it up.

Right now I'm in a nostalgic mood. Listening to JJ Cale, Patricia Kaas & Leonard Cohen. They're as close as I get to devotional.

Lunchtime and buskers slowly but surely murdering the poetry of Leonard Cohen's back catalogue.

Leonard Cohen, whiskey and me. That's a great threesome.

I had David Cassidy records until I discovered Leonard Cohen.

Leonard Cohen; the girls' bedtime music of choice in our
household at the moment.

Anoche pensé mucho en esta canción y en esta voz. Leonard Cohen Chelsea Hotel
Last night I thought a lot about this song and about this voice. Leonard Cohen Chelsea Hotel

Nothing like a little Leonard Cohen on break to remind me I'm not a f*cking mouth breather, despite my work environment.

Read 'em and weep I yell as hundreds of tiny Leonard Cohen poetry books fly from my hands, helping me escape a police roadblock

Un momento de descanso para el espíritu con poesía y Lorca y Cohen. Leonard Cohen - Take This Waltz
A moment of rest for the spirit with poetry and Lorca and Cohen. Leonard Cohen - Take This Waltz

Apparently Leonard Cohen would write 50 verses for each song and did over 100 for Hallelujah. I don't even know enough words for 100 verses.

although Leonard Cohen > all, so him, always him.

#InRealLife I'm the Leonard Cohen of answering telephone calls at work.

Losing most of my voice has made me a very convincing Leonard Cohen impersonator.

Some lad is watching football VERY HARD on a laptop in the library. I'm writing about gay Malaysian cinema and listening to Leonard Cohen.

Creo que Leonard Cohen quiere morir en el escenario.
I think Leonard Cohen wants to die onstage.

Doing work on the heavy bag, being sweaty, all while listening to Leonard Cohen.

Leonard Cohen is a much better songwriter than Bob Dylan, and he gets about half as much praise.

Crazy how no one's ever covered Leonard Cohen.

Jeff Buckley is great, and imma let you finish, but this Leonard Cohen original version is the greatest of ALL TIME

Not much can convert a cold shower into steam like Leonard Cohen's.."like you would do for one you love".

Harvard Class Day senior speaker references Rev Peter Gomes and Leonard Cohen #valueofaliberalartseducation

They just played the live version of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen at the gym. Everyone is confused.

Me pongo a estudiar economía con the best of Leonard Cohen, y entonces se me hace menos doloroso.
I start studying economics with the Best of Leonard Cohen, and then it becomes less painful for me.

There seems to be no end to the interesting tweets about Leonard Cohen. And it's not just the same people tweeting over and over again, either. It does seem, though, that tonight's assortment is a bit sanguinary.

Y si no te gusta Leonard Cohen, te parto la cara.
And if you don't like Leonard Cohen, I'll split your face open.

Leonard Cohen is clearing his throat and taps the microphone stand as he prepares to sing me, once again, to sleep.

Leonard Cohen always does it.

Si algún día dejo de escuchar a Leonard Cohen por X razón quiero que me metan un tiro en la jeta
If someday I stop listening to Leonard Cohen for reason X I want you to shoot me in the head.

Leonard Cohen es el ganador del día. Sigue todavía.
Leonard Cohen is the winner of the day. He still continues.

i've just been laying around listening to songs of love and hate and damn does leonard cohen own

These are all from the same girl:

the only way i can think to deal with current sh*t is getting a Leonard Cohen tattoo in the most painful place possible #manifestyrsadness

it's the next best thing to having the man himself slowly carve out my heart and then look at me with doleful but kindly wisdom

leonard cohen solemnly, respectfully, tidily eating your fresh raw heart

after seeing him live I'm convinced he's adorable doing anything. Maybe if the snowman from that poem was eating & not getting full?

I'm terrified that I'm exactly Leonard Cohen's type.

The song Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen has a 100% chance of making me cry

Grandes placeres: Besarla y escuchar Leonard Cohen. Si logro que los dos sucedan al mismo tiempo mi vida estará completa
Great pleasures: Kissing her and listening to Leonard Cohen. If I manage to make both happen at the same time my life will be complete.

Leonard Cohen es mi pastor, nada me faltará.
Leonard Cohen is my shepherd, I shall not want.

And presumably he is her sportsman too?

estoy haciendo una especie de doctorado sobre Leonard Cohen, este año me leí casi todos sus libros, una biografía y un par de ensayos
I'm doing a sort of doctorate on Leonard Cohen, this year I read almost all his books, a biography and a couple of essays.

Oh God Leonard Cohen is touring again, must hide this fact from hubby...

Sneaking Leonard Cohen quotes into the blurb for Macbeth? YES INDEED MY GOOD FELLOW.

My dad bought us Leonard Cohen tickets!!!! So excited I don't think you understand

Spector gets Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan and Allen Ginsberg together in studio to sing about hard ons. Bathos.

Gunna lay in bed all day, read Sheridan Le Fanu, nurse this hangover and prepare myself for buying Leonard Cohen tickets. Beyond excited!

Everyone is really polite about Leonard Cohen's fedora.

Alright time to crack open the gin and the leonard cohen

Oh God Leonard Cohen. I have ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD for that man.

Dear Rob Ford, The crack Leonard Cohen sings of is not that kind of crack. Love, Kathryn

It worries me when people don't know who Leonard Cohen is

Vengo de comprar la comida estaban escuchando una especie de Bossa N' Leonard Cohen. Tengo ganas de iniciar una demanda.
I'm back from grocery shopping they were listening to some kind of Bossa N' Leonard Cohen. I feel like filing a lawsuit.

I didn’t have any huge or precise expectations for this morning. What I got was a black metal Leonard Cohen cover. Think I came out ahead.

Going for the least cheerful playlist ever… Johnny Cash now.. Leonard Cohen up next

Qué fuertes estos versos de Leonard Cohen: "Destruye otro feto ya, no quiero niños a mi edad. He visto el futuro, es un crimen."
These verses of Leonard Cohen are so strong: "Destroy another fetus now, I don't want children at my age. I've seen the future, it's a murder."

hmmm... the Spanish version seems to have acquired an extra fillip that Mr. Cohen didn't write or intend.

wonder if Leonard Cohen likes fudge. Must take some to the O2 with me.

This is what happens when I listen to Leonard Cohen all night. Dread to think where things might have gone with wine thrown into the mix.

Joan Of Arc burned on this day in 1431. This inspired Leonard Cohen to write a song, a rare case of someone else's troubles making great art

almost 4 years ago Leonard Cohen did a great thing that makes me feel more fondly about his music than ever http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/24/arts/ ... .html?_r=1& …

Leonard Cohen's voice gets better and better as he ages http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGjAy9HgS_A …

Its great that everyone watching the NBA playoff game heard Leonard Cohen during the last commercial break.

If you interrupt me while I'm listening to The Traitor by Leonard Cohen I will annihilate you.

An Iliad, Grumpy's, and now Leonard Cohen's The Future. It is good.

Joan of Arc exalted. Only Leonard Cohen could do it properly. http://tmblr.co/Z2FVXymET-j8

Started into Leonard Cohen's book of mercy. Holy f*ck

(it occurs to me that that last reaction seems to encapsulate a very considerable portion of Mr. Cohen's oeuvre)

Omg, got tickets to see Leonard Cohen on my 17th birthday, with my dad! Hilariously fab. ('Cosmic' in my dad's words)

It's not like there is a Leonard Cohen fangroup on twitter, Cohen fans aren't good at coping with other people.

Leonard Cohen is playing next month and the only tickets left are £375 because they include dinner. I mean, is he the fucking cook or what!?

'From the first page this book had captured me... truly moving' -- another rave review for The View on the Way Down: http://www.whatsgoodtodo.com/pages/view ... own_review …

Agreed. I heard some reviews and extracts on R4. It does seem compelling & sad.

Glad you heard the Radio 4 coverage. It is indeed compelling and sad -- but uplifting and unexpectedly

Lol; not unlike a [any] Leonard Cohen song?

If Leonard Cohen was being bullied at school and seeking solace in mashed potato and Jesus.

Hah; so you have somehow managed a sneak peek at his forthcoming album. Clever Lass!

Best day of my life. I have #Leonardcohen tickets

El día que Hallelujah de Leonard Cohen o en cualquiera de sus versiones no me enchine la piel, sabré que he muerto por dentro.
The day that Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen or in any of its versions doesn't give me goosebumps, I'll know that I've died inside.

#music Many people want to know: who is God's favorite musician? Close call between Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits. Stalemate!

"There is a crack in everything/That's how the light gets in"--from Leonard Cohen's poem Anthem. Go-to line for times when you feel broken.

Leonard Cohen has a damn sexy voice #chelseahotel

I've a feeling it may be his last UK tour. ( There won't be a dry eye in the house when he sings 'Going Home'. #LeonardCohen

No Scottish date on the Leonard Cohen tour? Ach, I forgive you, Len. I can't stay mad at that face.

The tree Leonard Cohen thanked for dancing at last year's Bergen concert now has leaves again. #cohen #koengen pic.twitter.com/JSk4jL9loJ

Also new love for Leonard Cohen.

#tbtmm Beautiful Losers by Leonard Cohen. Because I'm not supposed to love it, and that's the best reason to love anything.

Foto: apocalypsedudes: Leonard Cohen with DEVO

My mom is a Leonard Cohen "fangirl"&doesn't want to admit this as that would make me being a bit B. crazy legit hehehe

De ser pintor me gustaría pintar canciones de Miles Davis y de Leonard Cohen.
If I were a painter I'd like to paint Miles Davis and Leonard Cohen songs.

im not going to the cinema at 23:00 tomorrow night to see the Leonard Cohen film, nope nope nope...

Leonard Cohen all day!

2 tickets for Leonard Cohen in September. I'm so happy.

In a downbeat, existentialist way of course.

Quiero conocer a Leonard Cohen en la vida real.
I want to meet Leonard Cohen in real life.

day is never complete without the fellow always singing Leonard Cohen in Spanish serenading me through the bay stn tunnel #toronto

Drinking Imported beer with headphones on listening to Leonard Cohen while cleaning the kitchen, take that Saturday night!

Surprised to hear Leonard Cohen music playing at Panera Bread. I tried to slit my wrists with an avocado, but fortunately failed

So guess who suddenly likes Leonard Cohen?

Tonight is a night for writing. It is a Leonard Cohen night. It is a candlelit night. It is a night that says fuck you, I'm tired of this.