Bristol UK Meet Up Saturday 7th January 2006

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:48 am

Albert does a wicked Petomaine.

But you'll have to supply the 2 gallon jar of best Peruvian Honey. Anything else and he may as well fart against the wind.

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:00 am

Ironicly Byron, I have a friend who can do a really good La Petomine after 2 gallons of the local rough cider, although for an encore he would be more likely to follow through than follow up

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:13 am

Yes Ali, one should always avoid 'the follow through.'

altinkum · Post by **altinkum** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:43 pm

Ali
I didn't get my photo from Rob but judging by your comments it's just as well. I still haven't had my one developed yet, seeing as it was the same photographer I'm not holding out much hope.

Yes Ali, one should always avoid 'the follow through.'

Byron looking at the first line of your sig you seem to be speaking from experience

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:53 pm

I have just emailed it to you!!

John the Shorts · Post by **John the Shorts** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:10 pm

Dear All

My first chance to post in a while so I will respond to a few issues that have been raised in my absence

Ali - Where I keep my Open Mic is between me and my shorts (Oooh err missus)

Byron - Why is everyone so upset with the karaoke idea? I'm sure it would be an added attraction if people paid me to go and sing elsewhere while you and Albert break Bricks with your Bear Hands

Diano - I'm sorry to hoar about your probloms with your koyboard. Maybo it noods cloining? If you romovo tho koys and cloan thom with dotorgont that may holp - if you havo no dotorgont you could try toilot duck (but bo caroful in caso you contract avian flu)

Linmag, Margaret & Byron - I look forward to seeing some/all of you again

(Sorry I can't remember who's idea it was either Ali or Diane I think) Don't you think there are enough people neglected due to "Care in the Community" and a lack of space in mental hospitals - I really think that non Leonard fans have enough of a problem anyway without "Sectioning" them

Poll I see no Polls, Have I missed a Poll?!?

Lizzy - John Cleese did appear in 2 (I think) episodes of Cheers and is also occasionally in "Will & Grace" he was also in several "Non Python" films including "A Fish Called Wanda", "Fierce Creatures" and, apparently, some of the Harry Potter films

Wendy - if I'm in the photos it's probably just as well you haven't had them developed - you never know they may fall into the wrong hands.

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:31 pm

John, the poll was Open Mic or Karaoke?

I will email you the picture - first put £5.26 into a brown paper bag and leave it in the phone box on the corner of........................ Only kidding! Is it comfortable having a microphone between you and your shorts

I should think it would really chafe

Ali

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:27 am

altinkum wrote: Byron looking at the first line of your sig you seem to be speaking from experience

Too true. Lactulose is very dangerous in the wrong pants!

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:40 am

How do you know John's mic is made of synthetic sugar Byron

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:54 am

Don't you think there are enough people neglected due to "Care in the Community" and a lack of space in mental hospitals - I really think that non Leonard fans have enough of a problem anyway without "Sectioning" them

Yes ~ I do. If you can convert them that night, though, it'll all be better in the morning

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Thanks for the info on John Cleese. If/when I get around a TV and watch some re-runs, I'll look for him.

~ Lizzy

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:43 am

Byron, I am so looking forward to your performance

. However, some things written in this thread have led me to seriously start worrying about the tone of our great event being lowered. To think we were going to get the cheese balls from Marks and Sparks. We may as well get them from Kwiksave and serve them up on a paper plate

.

John, that sounds a bit dastic - taking my koys off. I moan, what if I put thom back in tho wrong placo? I will nood to loarn how to typo all ovor again!

See you later,

Diane

But something else worries me even more: You all keep mentioning the photograph. I thought we'd agreed never to speak of it again. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, all of you! Everything will be just fine, but only if we all keep schtum, OK?

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:07 pm

(Diane I am putting this in brackets so it stays between you and me

I picked up the brown envelope from the phone box so we have the princely sum of £5.26 towards our private meet-up in the sun - add to this the 7 1/2 air miles I earned this weekend buying my Sunday dinner at Sainsbury

)

Oh Tim, if you would like to come to a private arrangment about the splitting of profits with Diane and myself you can do the "official photographer" bit

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:16 pm

(Is that 7 half-air-miles, or 7 and-and-half? We need to get away at least as far as the Isle of Wight when we go on the run. Can we make our escape after Bristol in a silver-blue Thunderbird, like on Thelma and Louise?

)

Diane

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:19 pm

7 and a half! we can nearly get out of Bristol with that. If Tim decides to come in on the 'action' we can use his car (check out his avatar)

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:23 pm

Looks like a Renault? No offence, Tim, but I'd sooner you got hold of a Ford Thunderbird, y'know, for a stylish getaway.

Mind you, It'd be better than my Nissan Sunny

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