Good Night Smokey troll

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:12 am

Ooh, dear! T'would appear all have left. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that bottle of Tequila. Had the most frightful dreams...multi-legged surfboard, the world's biggest meatball w/cheese, sausage w/lettuce. That can't be right. Bloody Mary, please. A double if it's no trouble.

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:57 am

linda, our own freshwater mermaid, no-one has left, we're still here, enjoying the breeze, counting gulls, herding cats, knitting fog, waiting for the call of the muse, pregnant with expectation, watching Brando in a documentary, daydreaming of Hydra, plumbing the depths of our individual souls, thinking of you, hiding from ourselves, losing time remembering The Last Tango, unable to waltz as we once could, taking the pills, flushing the toilets, feeding the cat, praying for dreams, and tomorrow............
Sip it slowly, let it drizzle down, go with the flow and the bitter-sweet pain, learn the routines to be content. Sleep with your eyes open and feel the colours.
Time for my nightmares again. Damn things won't leave me alone. Brando was good wasn't he? Lizzie, our cat sleeps 20 hours a day, clever girl. That takes skill.............

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:04 am

Oh. Hullo. Byron of Jerico, if HTH has anything to do with Her Titular Head, I don't want to know about it. VHS? Bummer. Garcon! (lost the little squiggly under the sea). 'nother double. With a twist.

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:19 am

Brando was indeed good. Too bad he ate and drank too much. My New Year's resolution is to learn the routines to be content and to feel the colours. However, I will continue to sleep with my eyes closed (I'm trying for 20 hours). Don't plumb the depths too deeply.

Cheers,

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:51 am

Michael/Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

tom.d.stiller · Post by **tom.d.stiller** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:17 am

Smokey wrote:Michael/Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

Your master will be pleased with the constant way you repeat your mantra. But still it's a long way to go before you have your Satori.

And now stop and smell the roses.

Avalon · Post by **Avalon** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:09 pm

Tom, you should know that the mantras are never finished.
C2 is a cheat.
Adieu

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:07 pm

linda_lakeside wrote:Oh. Hullo. Byron of Jerico, if HTH has anything to do with Her Titular Head, I don't want to know about it. VHS? Bummer. Garcon! (lost the little squiggly under the sea). 'nother double. With a twist.

Hope This Helps
HTH

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:56 pm

linda_lakeside wrote:Brando was indeed good. Too bad he ate and drank too much. My New Year's resolution is to learn the routines to be content and to feel the colours. However, I will continue to sleep with my eyes closed (I'm trying for 20 hours). Don't plumb the depths too deeply.

Cheers,

the poetburo is considering the classification of Miss Lakeside. it will announce its decision later today. the signs are looking good.

regards

critic2

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:41 pm

Critic2:

I shan't be so bold as to petition on my behalf. I will leave the decision in the capable hands of the poetburo. I can only hope I have better luck being classified by the poetburo than I did by the Politburo.

Regards,
Miss Lakeside

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:23 am

linda_lovelace wrote:Critic2:

I shan't be so bold as to petition on my behalf. I will leave the decision in the capable hands of the poetburo. I can only hope I have better luck being classified by the poetburo than I did by the Politburo.

Regards,
Miss Lovelace

Good Evening,

today's sitting of the poetburo was unable to reach a decision on the application of Miss Lovelace. We have however decided to grant her an oral hearing. If we can't decide after that we will ask her to come again,

critic2

Benign Dick Tator

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:09 am

Critic 2:

Unfortunately, Miss Lovelace has been called away for an emergency smut summit and it is unlikely that she will be returning willingly.

Miss Lakeside, however, would be pleased to attend in her stead, if protocol allows.

Regards,
Miss Lakeside

cc: Miss Linda Lovelace

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:39 am

Michael/Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:01 pm

I came in here for a quiet beer and some of those good noisy chips with the cheese on them. Hey! My ears are ringing. What is that noise? I think there's a pub down the road.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:11 pm

linda_lakeside wrote:Critic 2:

Unfortunately, Miss Lovelace has been called away for an emergency smut summit and it is unlikely that she will be returning willingly.

Miss Lakeside, however, would be pleased to attend in her stead, if protocol allows.

Regards,
Miss Lakeside

cc: Miss Linda Lovelace

the poetburo is delighted to welcome Miss Lakeside as a probationary VIP. we will monitor her conduct over the next week or so.

we would like to apologise for the occasional squeeky noises coming from the deceased Baby Troll smokey and the Useless troll, Avalon.

regards

critic2

OFFICIAL BENIGN DICTATOR