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William C. · Post by **William C.** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:57 pm

Michael!!!

Get back to work!

NOW!!!

William C. · Post by **William C.** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:06 pm

Michael!!!!

Turn off the Internet!

NOW!

okat · Post by **okat** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:52 pm

The suspense is killing me!

Who will be the Top Dog of the Leonard Cohen Forum after the dust settles in this epic battle?

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:23 pm

okat wrote:The suspense is killing me!

Who will be the Top Dog of the Leonard Cohen Forum after the dust settles in this epic battle?

you can be assured that I will judge objectively when I give my annual awards.

William C. · Post by **William C.** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:45 pm

Michael:

You won't be giving out anything. If your work habits do not improve and improve drastically ~~you will be receiving. A Pink Slip.

And not the kind you wear.

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:23 pm

William C, mayhap that michael has a welter of paperwork wrapped extravagantly with pink ribbons. His workstation positively overflowing with the PACE of life. Whichever one of you is Leader and my guess is both of you, unless he be trusted with the sweet sword of fair play and the Refreshers to provide him with the finer things in life, I would hazard to say that michael enjoys a similar concoction of legally available chemicals that are wont to be on my pharmaceutical shopping list. But where are they and he to be listed and before whom, is the game, which the Chancellor's clerk plays with you all.

Think of a word before 10am and who can use it before luncheon? Oh such happy memories........

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:44 pm

Byron wrote:William C, mayhap that michael has a welter of paperwork wrapped extravagantly with pink ribbons. His workstation positively overflowing with the PACE of life. Whichever one of you is Leader and my guess is both of you, unless he be trusted with the sweet sword of fair play and the Refreshers to provide him with the finer things in life, I would hazard to say that michael enjoys a similar concoction of legally available chemicals that are wont to be on my pharmaceutical shopping list. But where are they and he to be listed and before whom, is the game, which the Chancellor's clerk plays with you all.
Think of a word before 10am and who can use it before luncheon? Oh such happy memories........

what a great post! thanks, Byron. However, (bloody down-side), it is so depressing that the trolls don't study your posts and then aspire to improve their writing. We could all have such fun if people wrote with your ease and tease.

It is similar to when the Hallmark Lady collapsed at the suggestion of actually improving her poetry. What mechanism makes a troll like Avalon so utterly useless and yet so empty of ambition to improve her contributions?

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:00 am

Critic2/Michael is still a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

Avalon · Post by **Avalon** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:11 pm

And a cheat.
Adieu

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:54 pm

There's a poker game going on here, too? So much occurs behind the veil.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:51 am

please note amended rankings by referring to edited first post in this extremely important thread.

Byron is promoted to VIP with Bar. Others with new honours include Lizzytish, the brilliant Mickey_One, Martine and Tom Distiller.

A new category has been opened to accomodate Avalon more appropriately.

All changes have been made in strict compliance with Rule 17 (d) and have been approved by the poetburo.

Posters are reminded not to send private messages to me pleading for promotion . This warning particularly applies to the recidivist smokey.

LOVE AND KISSES

critic2

xxx

Avalon · Post by **Avalon** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:33 pm

C2, you could not even promote yourself......let alone anyone else.
Leave your poetry alone as it is Hallmarkish and without wit. Stick to your briefs (law), instead. THATS ALL YOU ARE anything good at and even William C, is questioning THAT.
Now PISS OFF.
Adieu

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:39 pm

Avalon wrote:C2, you could not even promote yourself......let alone anyone else.
Leave your poetry alone as it is Hallmarkish and without wit. Stick to your briefs (law), instead. THATS ALL YOU ARE anything good at and even William C, is questioning THAT.
Now PISS OFF.
Adieu

Hi Useless, I'm sorry that you are panicking. I wish you better, not just with your panic attacks but also with your writing. I mean that most sincerely, useless troll.

I may want you to dance for me later, but for now

LOVE AND KISSES

critic2

xxx

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:48 am

Michael/Critic2 remains a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

tom.d.stiller · Post by **tom.d.stiller** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:49 am

...gin...

This d.stillery is for pure malt only

Please correct.

Tom (the d.stiller)