Whooops a Wooffy ~ This is not the first nor the second, but quite possibly the third time I've made that near unforgiveable error in the land of owners or ownees, as the case may be, and with this very same darling dog! She's even talked to me on the phone... and now that you call attention to it one more/LAST time... I remember her voice being distinctly feminine.
I prostrate [no, not prostate] myself before HER Majesty one
mooooore time... if I hadn't met that man who even
spelled his name Lu, I might not be so LuGirl challenged...
I'll even backtrack and give myself however many edited lines it takes to get her back over into the correct gender. Howzat?
Please tell her I understand her GRRRrrrrr feelings and it won't happen again. How many times have we been at the vet's office and, upon hearing the wrong sex called, we try to politely insert the "Yes, he . . . " or "Yes, she . . . ," as appropriate, as [and even time seems of the essence in these cases

] soon as possible, so our dear loved one's identity can return to its normal, state of integrity. It's part of who they are for heaven's sake

.
I'm
soorrrrrry, LuDogg [not sure if she's well rested this morning, so I'll only go this far

]
Love,
Lizzyinthedoghouse
Lower-case lap, lap, lap to make up to
grrrrrrrrl dawg
Today's gem originates in "Dumb All Over," _You Are What You Is_: "Whoever we are, whereever we're from, we should have noticed by now our behaviour is dumb and, if our chances are expected to improve, it's gonna take a lot more than trying to remove the other race or the other whatever, from the face of the planet altogether."

This is great [italics mine]. He even says it all poetical like.
The Mothers of Invention... I wish I still had that first album of theirs that I got
when it was their first album. I remember it well as a window into another world

. I can even hear, even though I haven't heard it in many years, somewhere deep in the recesses of my mind, the particular clanging of instruments.
Love to HERdawg,
Yer dawg,
And YOU,
Lizzydoo