Pete wrote:Birdonawire
I listened in to your conversation with Leonard and it went something like this
(Birdonawire) - I'm so pleased to meet you.
(Leonard) - and what is your name
(B) - Birdonawire
(L)- I asked for your name..not a request!
(B) - but that is the name I use
(L)- Did I give you permission to use my song for your name?
(B) - sorry, Leonard. It won't happen again
(L) - so what is your name?
(B) - Eric
(L) - you're doing it again! I'm not asking for requests!!
(B) - You wrote a song called 'Eric' ????
(L) - Yes. I wrote a song about Eric.
(B) - You wrote a song about me????
(L) - I wrote a song about Eric and you've stolen the name for yourself.
(B) - How was I to know???
(L) - Call yourself a Cohenite???????
(B) - I'm so sorry, Leonard. I had no idea.
(L) - I'll forgive you this once. I'll sing it next year when I tour.
(B) - You're touring next year???????
(l) - Damn...now I've told someone!! I was going to keep it quiet.
(B) - Leonard, that's brilliant!!! Will you be singing 'Eric'?
(L) - For you, Eric, I will.
(B) - Have you sang it before???
(L) - Call yourself a Cohenite??? Of course I have!!!
(B) - You've sang 'Eric' before?
(L) - Of course I have!
(Leonard starts to quietly sing 'Bird on a Wire')
(B) - But that's Bird on a Wire!!
(L) - Yes. The bird's name is Eric, Eric
(B)- Eric Eric?
(L)- Noooo...just Eric, Birdonawire
(B)- Eric is the bird on a wire?
(L) - Yes. I called him Eric. I was going to sing 'like an Eric on a wire' but it didn't sound right. The Bird on a wire is called Eric, and you, Eric is also Birdonawire which makes it all confusing that you chose the name of Eric and also Birdonawire so please be careful next time you meet me that you don't sound like a request.
(B)- Sorry, Leonard. I'll change my name to Bert.
(L) - Sorry..you can't have that name!!
(B) - Is that a request?
(Leonard smiles)
and that is really how Eric knew beforehand that Leonard may tour.
(I knew I should have gone to bed earlier)