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tigerlady wrote:love this poem--reminds me of some of the pretentious poetry places i used to read in in the 60s--
one was where a lady kept repeating---'i have lost my shoe' for twenty minutes'
groovy baby!
give me ts eliot ...love the man-xx
paul darby--known as tiger lady

Paul, why is you a Lady, Paul?
I have lost my shoe
and don't know what to do
with a lady called Paul
I have lost my shoe
and Paul why is you a tiger, Paul ?
I have lost my shoe
and don't know what to do
about an animal cross-gender geezer
tell us, Paul
what's life all about?

Lord M,
Please do not bend down to pick Paul's shoe up...........

Georges.

George.Wright wrote:Lord M,
Please do not bend down to pick Paul's shoe up...........

Georges.

whatever can you mean?

mickey_one wrote:
you, Girl, will steal nothing until you assure me you got the joke in the old man posting in this thread.

Ahhh to late, I already used it .

The joke of course was that you told the gentleman with the unfortunate hair to get over himself - get over the fence himself, plus you said this to a deaf man instead of signing it in his hand. The sad part here Mike, is that you didn't pull out your swiss army knife and at least trim up his bad haircut.

Cate wrote:

mickey_one wrote:
you, Girl, will steal nothing until you assure me you got the joke in the old man posting in this thread.

Ahhh to late, I already used it .

The joke of course was that you told the gentleman with the unfortunate hair to get over himself - get over the fence himself, plus you said this to a deaf man instead of signing it in his hand. The sad part here Mike, is that you didn't pull out your swiss army knife and at least trim up his bad haircut.

every time I pull out my Swiss army knife people like Georges tell others not to bend over, and it all gets very complicated and messy.I am made sad by the dirty minds of other people.

ohhhh poor Michael

Georges stop being dirty with Michael - he's much to innocent for that type of thing!

Lads, the M-One never dies, dyes or d'eyes..

However, the title, or Tinderella's admonmishment is indeed very Irish...

I remember when in America I would say to friends, on parting, "Look after yourself."

On one occasion I saw an American friend of mine turning her head this way and that checking if she had stepped on something nasty!!
God be good to her she didn't ge me oirishism

What this has to do with the "Get over yourself" thread, I don't know but I was inspired to write the above.

Cate wrote:ohhhh poor Michael

Georges stop being dirty with Michael - he's much to innocent for that type of thing!

here's an 'o' for you, Baby. put it where it is needed

Thank you Mikeee.
I need it more then to does, so I will keep it in my pocket and the next time I'm feeling down I'll take it out and snuggle into it.

I'm going to be quiet now : )

Cate wrote:Thank you Mikeee.
I need it more then to does, so I will keep it in my pocket and the next time I'm feeling down I'll take it out and snuggle into it.

I'm going to be quiet now : )

now you have misspelt my name. please note the lower case initial m (calculatedly designed, falsely to give an impression of modesty)

there must then always be an even number of the letter "e". you have foolishly written 3 of that vowel character, thus exposing us both to ridicule, me for having a silly name and you for general ignorance. I hardly think we wish to be exposed together, standing there naked just the 2 of us taking e's, do we? how would we ever get warm?


mikeeee

now you have misspelt my name. please note the lower case initial m (calculatedly designed, falsely to give an impression of modesty)

O go away mikeeeee, mickey_one, lord of ees, oos and 's - person whose name often starts with some type of Mmmm sound.

how would we ever get warm? - We'd dance of course.

Cate wrote:

now you have misspelt my name. please note the lower case initial m (calculatedly designed, falsely to give an impression of modesty)

O go away mikeeeee, mickey_one, lord of ees, oos and 's - person whose name often starts with some type of Mmmm sound.

how would we ever get warm? - We'd dance of course.

O, U mean I would dance U to the end of "love" which is an E?

mikeeeeee

ps I noticed your provocative use of 5 e's. I will now have to consider the appropriate punishment

you kneel on your knees
in your blizzard of Eees
please let me come out to the farm

Manna wrote:you kneel on your knees
in your blizzard of Eees
please let me come out to the farm

with Neil Larsen on my knees
with the buzz of my beloved Bees (we lost 3-1 yesterday btw)
please let me stay with my charm

I meant as in, pass the water babe (ecstasy makes me think raving but I've never tried)

mickey_one wrote: O, U mean I would dance U to the end of "love" which is an E?

mikeeeee

An E?

No, no m person, it's more of a soft A sound.

aaa aaAa aAAaAAaa (left, left) aaAAA(@#$@)...

If your woman starts making an EEE sound, she means the other left.