WRITE YOUR OWN EPITAPH

[Cate]

I liked the phrase 'sweet mail' though - I'm going to steel it.

[Violet]

.. oh, I just pm'd you.. I'm glad you liked it.. in the harsh light of morning, I wasn't sure about it..

[imaginary friend]

Hello Sweet Cate and Fragrant Violette,

Just dropping by to say hi... sneaking by actually, I'm supposed to be working of course.

... I can't help but wonder: What did we do to un-deserve Le Grand Lion??? And Greg? And Jack? At least Mat still drops by occasionally.

C'mon ladeeez, post a pome. Please.

XO

[Cate]

Post a pom?

Okay I know who a pom is; I even know which one from your list is a pom (I think) but I’m not sure what you want us to do with him –
post? How do we post him? (I’m sorry I’m not up on my s&m lingo) also do you think it's fair for us to 'post' only one, or did you simply mean one at a time?

being the clever one that I am I of course went to the dictionary to look this up

some of the more likely defn.

military post, post
military installation at which a body of troops is stationed;

post
an upright consisting of a piece of timber or metal fixed firmly in an upright position;

post, station
the position where someone (as a guard or sentry) stands or is assigned to stand

post
ride Western style and bob up and down in the saddle in in rhythm with a horse's trotting gait

(violet - what were you saying about not posting late?)

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edited to remove e's - really my post makes no sense at all - so I'll just make this note very small and perhaps no-one will notice

[imaginary friend]

Why Cate,

I didn't doubt for a minute you'd understand what kind of post I was referring to.

[Cate]

I know
I know


hey, I saw a great pic of you while visiting one of the upper levels.
Your hairs a little longer now (I think) and really suits you - a bit sassy.

[lonndubh]

Okay, as per my comment on that seashell thread...

NEW CONTEST -- no, not really a contest... but, what I think would be nice is a comprehensive collection of sayings we would either write or choose to have on our gravestones. I think this is actually a wonderful way for us to really get to know each other better. I'll start:

"IT'S ALL BEEN A TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING...

Sweet Violet buried here the [blank ]day of [blank], [blank blank blankety blank]"

RETURNED UNOPENED

[Violet]

.. hmm.. what just went through my mind was my tomb being returned unopened.. only who would you return it to??..

Dear God,

Sorry, but we're sending this back to you.. see what you can do, as we're at a total loss down here..

.. [only this would probably imply that somebody peeked]..

[iveta]

by air mail
fragile

I, personnally, would appreciate being sent back to God in the package labelled
"fragile
contains beautiful losers"

[Violet]

.


AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL
ATTN: GOD c/o God's Headquarters
FRAGILE, HANDLE WITH CARE:
One Beautiful Loser
AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL


.. there, how's that?.. thought I'd prettify it a bit.. I do believe God will be pleased..

[iveta]

Hey, what a cute diplomacy Violet

You could send a little devil to heaven, wrapp it up in way God wil feel the angelic beauty inside

[Violet]

.. well, I'd probably want to warn him a bit..

AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL
ATTN: GOD c/o God's Headquarters
HARDLY FRAGILE, HANDLE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION:
One Devil of a Beautiful Loser (Inside)
AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL AIR MAIL

[iveta]

decadently cute
soon God himself will crave for your sweetly giftwrapped devils

One Devil of a Beautiful Loser (Inside)

do you remeber the kind of computers and ever shirts with circle and Intel inside written in the circle?
what about putting

One Devil of a Beautiful Loser Inside

in such a way on the shirt?
I'd love to wear it

[Violet]

.. it's all yours.. have at it!.. and keep us, uh.. posted..

[iveta]

And would you wear it too?
....because if you send the giftwrapped devil to God you'll definitely deserve it