neddy: silent tnt ? What does it sound like ?
fx: wis-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-
b. bottles: Well I guess when you hear nothin' den dats it...
fx: wis-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-
neddy: Can anyone hear silent tnt ?
fx: (radio listeners hear a Very loud explosion...crashing plates for 15 seconds)
b. bottles: (slyly) Did you hear anything Governor ?
neddy: (nervously) Uh...? No
b. bottles: Good..!!!! Cuz only idiots can hear explosions like dat !!
fx: (Loud running bootsteps and door rattles open, enter Eccles)
Eccles: er' what was that loud explosion ?
neddy: and so with that statement the Crown vs. Eccles rests its case your honor..!
Eccles: (Clucking chicken) What ? what..what..what..what..what..what..what..what....?
Fljotsdale.... it went something like that

this bit was from "Six Charlies in Search of an Author".
switz
