Sideways wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:28 am I don’t know Mike’s writing. A few years ago we had a brief affair which lasted only til two years earlier. I often begged him to let me see what his naked pen is but he would communicate only by semaphore. Eventually the relationship flagged.
So, doing my best, I think his note reads
“ To God-free, my dear fiend. A bone toffee man. No hoser. I had the most wonderful stag with you in Summer 2058.”
It appears to be signed by “Macaroni” , presumably a reference to saving all his ribbons of pasta for thee.
Dear Sue, there are many reasons why I detest you and have written many a book about your bad qualities. I have also produced TV shows and Broadway drama in 1 different languages and of course I set up the International Athletic Events to dishonour you.
However, I feel truly sad how your last post, with it's alleged wit, was totally ignored by the President Ritics here.
That must be so disappointing and ever so hurtful for you and therefore I would like to say
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH