Hey up !liverpoolken wrote:...tony toenail has had another change of mind...long gone is his wish to be welsh and he has lost all interest in being a derbyshire hill farmer...his latest incarnation is as a yorkshireman...he has already turned himself into an old grump and borrowed the money to buy himself a whippet and flat cap and is not only talking about moving to giggleswick but is starting to talk in tongues....ta ken
I cannot accept for one moment that Tony Toenail qualifies to be a fully fledged Yorkshireman . For a start his whippet is too fat . A wippet bred in Yorkshire must be fed on the smallest amounts of food to attain maximum racing speed . Also he is wearing a tartan flat cap which leads me to believe he his from north of the border which unfortunately excludes him from being a true tyke . There is one aspect to him however that would qualify him as a yorkshireman and that is his bow legs . All yorkshiremen have bow legs because the weight of their money belt is so heavy that it puts undue strain on the knee joints therefore causing a severe arching around that area .