Dating thread

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Rodin
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Dating thread

Post by Rodin » Fri May 10, 2013 12:32 am

How about a section in the forum where we can all try to meet our soul mates through our love for Lenny?
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Re: Dating thread

Post by anny » Fri May 10, 2013 1:51 am

brilliant idea rodin !!
looking forward to meet a soulmate(s) to share our love for l.c.
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Re: Dating thread

Post by Rodin » Fri May 10, 2013 9:03 am

Let's spread the love brothers and sisters.
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Re: Dating thread

Post by seadove » Fri May 10, 2013 11:33 am

You can't date a brother or a sister. :shock:
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Re: Dating thread

Post by Rodin » Fri May 10, 2013 12:00 pm

You can in Bolton.
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Re: Dating thread

Post by Rodin » Sat May 11, 2013 5:24 pm

Can't believe I haven't found a partner yet.
I am like Adonis, kind, witty and charming.
I can offer every position from the Karma Sutra and have a voice like an angel.
Any takers?
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Re: Dating thread

Post by Cate » Sat May 11, 2013 7:25 pm

ummm no

but I’ll give you advice.
... It will be good advice too because I’ve never really dated as an adult, so just as people
without children have the best child advice, I’m convinced that I have the best dating advice.

You're a Cohen fan so you're obviously a good catch, you just need some marketing.

First - As a Leonard Cohen guy … you’re already half way there with anybody that you’d want to be with.
Make sure you highlight this fact by wearing t-shirts, buttons and dropping lines into general conversation.
A word of caution here, make sure the individual is a cohen fan before asking if they prefer ‘anal sex’ to ‘casual sex’
or tying out a cohen line. ‘I’d wear a mask for you’ might get you slapped or could get you into a situation in which
you have to memorize a ‘safe’ word ( fine only if you have a good memory)

here’s a link to some Cohen Pick-up lines for you to memorize.
http://papilloner.wordpress.com/2012/04 ... nlit-gets/

Second – who are you?
Kijiji says adds with picture are most effective, why not put your picture up (clothing on is best).
Where are you? maybe somebody would like to ask you for coffee but can't afford to fly and perhaps
add some non-Cohen stuff into your profile. Also your age so that people can guess at whether you like
older Cohen stuff or newer Cohen stuff.

ohhh oh oh

Grow a beard (I think you’re a guy and this works best for men) but not a full beard and carry around a guitar case.

http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/ ... beard.html
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Re: Dating thread

Post by Franks » Sat May 11, 2013 9:39 pm

Rodin,
These are all very admirable qualities you have but not enough to find a partner.
Perhaps one or more of the following could be an explanation why you have not found a partner yet:

- Lack of character
- Lack of social skills
- Bad breath
- Health issues
- Lack of money
- Scary pets
- Addiction to drugs and/or alcohol
- Premature ejaculation
- Weird sexual preferences
- Still living with your parents
- Wearing or owning uniforms from Star Trek or other Sci-Fi series

By the way,that book is called the Kamasutra not Karma Sutra.
Frank.
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Re: Dating thread

Post by John Etherington » Sat May 11, 2013 11:00 pm

Rodin - No chance...two people looking for love who are into Leonard Cohen would be a recipe for disaster!
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Re: Dating thread

Post by anny » Sun May 12, 2013 1:42 am

two people looking for 'KARMA' love who are into leonard cohen (soulmates) would be a recipe for complete happiness !!!!

it's just the voice of an angel that scares me a bit
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Re: Dating thread

Post by Rodin » Sun May 12, 2013 2:48 pm

I only sing after I make love.
So that's about 15 times a day.
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Re: Dating thread

Post by anny » Mon May 13, 2013 1:13 am

oh dear ! don't dwell on what has passed away
or what is yet to be

there's a crack in everything
that how the light gets in
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