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Hello, on the Thursday night dance i lost a piece of bread. It was brown and had butter on one side, and answered to the name of Stuart. I wonder if organising committee had this handed in. If anyone found this i can supply my home address for you to forward. No questions asked of the thief who took it.

Sue

i have somebody's cap....??? please feel free to come to texas to claim it..... =) otherwise it shall become mine....

Sideways wrote:Hello, on the Thursday night dance i lost a piece of bread. It was brown and had butter on one side, and answered to the name of Stuart. I wonder if organising committee had this handed in. If anyone found this i can supply my home address for you to forward. No questions asked of the thief who took it.

Sue

Hi Sue
I have to make a confession that I have Stuart I found him sobbing on the dance floor ( butter side down of course ) and in extreme paine . He had several cuts to his body but the scars have now formed a crust . Unfortunately I am getting a little concerned because stuart is turning green and becoming smaller by the day although this could be due to the fact that I have eaten half of him . I would gladly let you have Stuart back but i don't deliver single slices of bread just full loaves
YL
Ps He is upset because he is worried that his Mothers Pride is now not what it used to be!

Dear Yorkshire Lady, I did not have the pleasure of pleasuring you at the Event but i can tell you from your post that you are clearly a heartless bread-thief. That such a woman exists among the wonderful Cohenites is a shock to my cistern and I feel flushed. Please describe you in photo Wybe so I know where to be putting pins in your body, are you the one next to the person next to you?

Kind Regards


Sue

schmedler wrote:i have somebody's cap....??? please feel free to come to texas to claim it..... =) otherwise it shall become mine....

ask Kadir, he lost his cap

I lost my head: does that count?

Laura from Texas, you always take care of men! Even gathering their lost caps...

Laura

Sideways wrote:Hello, on the Thursday night dance i lost a piece of bread. It was brown and had butter on one side, and answered to the name of Stuart. I wonder if organising committee had this handed in. If anyone found this i can supply my home address for you to forward. No questions asked of the thief who took it.

Sue

Well, Sue, sorry to say so, but it really is your own fault that you have lost poor Stuart... I mean, did you have to dance all night?!

Womanfromaroom wrote: Well, Sue, sorry to say so, but it really is your own fault that you have lost poor Stuart... I mean, did you have to dance all night?!

Too late now for Stuart is consumed .......with grief and does not wish to return to Sue under any circumstances . He has found a new home where the daisies grow big and like Sue is truely flushed
Yorkshire Lady