I have been very busy making a Business Plan to present to our local Small Businesses Forum.
The Town Hall sits across the side of a lovely square where can be found all manner of nations and attired foreign folk.
There are regular market days when French, German and other European friends travel to Chester to set up their stalls and sell onions, cakes, onions, sausages, onions, drinks, coffees, pies, onions etc.
My plan is to set up a stall where visitors can hire bows and arrows from about 4.00pm onwards, until 9.00pm in the evening, by which time the Ghost Trails are led by our brave Tourist volunteers to the haunted streets , alleys and houses in the city.
Once the scheme is up and running, future visitors will be able to see far more ghosts as a result of the aiming expertise of the original archers. The fact that the increased number of ghosts will speak with a welsh accent, will be purely coincidental.
I may even demand a percentage from the Ghost Trail organisers, because of the added value that my bows and arrows will bring.
Should there be a decline in the number of Welsh visitors to the city, the scheme can easily be extended to targeting scousers, any time, anywhere, any place.
Lest there be any furore about the 'scouser' issue, I too am a scouser, twice removed, thrice deported, once flogged.

"Bipolar is a roller-coaster ride without a seat belt. One day you're flying with the fireworks; for the next month you're being scraped off the trolley" I said that.