Ever-Bending Gellery

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Ever-Bending Gellery

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Many years ago, I came here to watch Geoffrey Wren turn forks into spoons, and spoons into knives. As time went on, so did he.

I learned nothing of interest at all in that period, and I am happy to Cher it with you, Sonny.










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WHAT !
:shock:
Nothing !
:(
You now know how to turn utensils into other utensils.
:lol:
What else do you NEED to know ?
:roll:
How to turn straw into sand ?
:?:
A republican into a democrat
:-D

Thanks, Sonny for Chering your question
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ps, note the small d and small r
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solongleonard wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 12:17 am Many years ago, I came here to watch Geoffrey Wren turn forks into spoons
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I learned nothing of interest at all in that period
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Do I detect a whiff of envy? After all, I have not noticed any of your posts carrying on to eternity with 149223 views (as of this moment) and counting.

Don't be too discouraged, though, for that number does not reflect actual numbers of persons, only numbers of views. Thus, it may be that only a handful of people actually view the "when will this ever end?" gallery: 140000 of those views may be by Geoffrey himself, with three other people having dropped by 16407.6666667 times each.

Feel better now? ;-)

p.s. I fear that I may be one of those latter three...
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LisaLCFan wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 4:59 pm . . . it may be that only a handful of people actually view the "when will this ever end?" gallery: 140000 of those views may be by Geoffrey himself, with three other people having dropped by 16407.6666667 times each.
i sit up every night continually refreshing the page. my goal is to beat karen's 'daddy's little princess' thread that stands at 227520 hits. when i pass that number jarkko has promised to send me his famous red raincoat, the one with 'THIS IS WHAT A PSYCHOPATH LOOKS LIKE' written in big white letters on the back ;-)
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Geoffrey wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:36 pm
LisaLCFan wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 4:59 pm . . . it may be that only a handful of people actually view the "when will this ever end?" gallery: 140000 of those views may be by Geoffrey himself, with three other people having dropped by 16407.6666667 times each.
i sit up every night continually refreshing the page. my goal is to beat karen's 'daddy's little princess' thread that stands at 227520 hits. when i pass that number jarkko has promised to send me his famous red raincoat, the one with 'THIS IS WHAT A PSYCHOPATH LOOKS LIKE' written in big white letters on the back ;-)

Thank you for confirming all of my suspicions! :)
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Arciom Nesterovich wrote: Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:39 am What this topic is about? :shock:

We are agents of an international spy ring whose mission is to find and capture perpetrators of parasychological fraud. We use this forum to send coded messages to each other, and you have stumbled upon one of our intelligence communications.
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Intelligence??
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communicotions?


that massage was sittle.
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While no statement I’m about to make should be construed as suggesting or recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should realize that the idea of basing our entire society on besotted extremism is so far from reality, it’s laughable. Here, I deviate from the standard formula of coddling the usual victims and lionizing the usual heroes to point out that Wren Pottery Forum is entitled to its own opinions, no matter how wrong or off-base. However, it’s not entitled to its own facts. Just because Wren Pottery Forum avers that what I call otiose, captious nitwits have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us doesn’t make such statements true. Similarly, without providing any counterevidence, Wren Pottery Forum can’t deny that whenever there’s an argument about its devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that it is important to realize that my observations are perhaps unique. That should settle the argument pretty quickly. Alas, Wren Pottery Forum’s directives are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, griping about Wren Pottery Forum will not stop it from hurting the poorest and most vulnerable members of our society. But even if it did, it would just find some other way to organize a troika of adversarial, rebarbative lie-virtuosi, jealous dipsomaniacs, and pathological kleptomaniacs with the sole purpose of inciting and provoking. It doesn’t want equal time. It doesn’t want pluralism. It just wants to organize a whispering campaign against me. Although the destructiveness of its jeremiads has been chronicled elsewhere in great and tedious detail it fits too neatly into my thesis to overlook. Hence, I shall chronicle it here as well but only as a quick comment that we cannot deny the fact that an axiom among Wren Pottery Forum’s compatriots is that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one’s psyche is to defame, delegitimize, and destroy Wren Pottery Forum’s rebukers. That’s simply reality. It’s similarly a fact that I want to sound the tocsin for action. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because Wren Pottery Forum is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals.

It is painful to write such truisms, but we need to make a manful effort to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. A halfhearted attempt simply won’t do. Now why all this fuss about a few primitive communications? Simply put, it’s because Wren Pottery Forum doesn’t simply want people to believe that the rigors that its victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement. It wants this belief drummed into people’s heads from birth. It wants it to be accepted as an axiom, an assumed part of the nature of reality. Only then will Wren Pottery Forum truly be able to get away with ruining people’s lives.

I do not wish to endorse barbarism but rather to illustrate that it’s very telling that, with zero self-awareness, Wren Pottery Forum said that its rivals deserve to be subjected to extreme hardship for being complacent cumber-grounds. Clearly, Wren Pottery Forum doesn’t realize that its adulators are the most complacent cumber-grounds there are. It also doesn’t realize that it appears committed to the proposition that its views are correct, self-evident, and based on fact and reason, while other organizations’ positions are not just wrong but illegitimate, ideological, and unworthy of serious consideration. If you were to get a second opinion from someone who’s not a member of its terrorist organization, however, he’d of course tell you that several things Wren Pottery Forum has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how anyone who disagrees with it is a potential terrorist. This is completely false. Nevertheless, there is something about that picture that elicits in the worst types of schmendriks there are the will to believe. Perhaps it’s because Wren Pottery Forum’s microaggressions are evil. They’re evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren’t enough, Wren Pottery Forum’s deranged rhetoric and predictably sanctimonious communiqués are just two of the reasons why I claim that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Wren Pottery Forum had learned anything from history, it’d know that if you looked up unpatriotic in the dictionary, you’d probably see its logo.

We’d all be in grave danger if Wren Pottery Forum continued to engage in its gormless, fickle behavior. Just don’t expect consistency from an organization that is absolutely and indisputably sex-crazed. Too many emotions to count raced through my mind when I first realized that I’m not afraid of Wren Pottery Forum. However, I am concerned that it owes much of its success to a public psychopathology in which gnawing insecurities, envy, and hatreds nursed by many people in private converge in public in scary social eruptions that present themselves as noble crusades but that diminish their participants even in seeming to make them big. If it weren’t for that psychopathology, people would more readily acknowledge that if you want to hide something from Wren Pottery Forum, you just have to put it in a book.

Sadly, the functions of the psyche known as conscience, rationality, critical thinking, and scientific objectivity are being numbed and virtually snuffed out altogether by Wren Pottery Forum’s incoherent, avaricious announcements. What can people like you and me do about that? Well, how about we start by building a broad, united movement against all forms of exploitation and oppression? When I first realized that the things Wren Pottery Forum wants to do are unfair, if not illegal, a cold shudder ran down my back. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, I call Wren Pottery Forum’s screeds fractally unmannerly. That is, they’re unmannerly on so many levels and from so many perspectives that one can conclude only that Wren Pottery Forum needs to realize that it’s not special. It’s not a beautiful or unique snowflake. It’s just another incompetent anthropophagus who wants to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function.

I hope I don’t need to remind you that Wren Pottery Forum, ever the drama queen, has been shrieking about how all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician’s magic hat, but it’s still true, and we must do something about it. What does it stand for? Empowering reckless sluggards? Legitimizing clericalism? I can’t see why careless, squalid roisterers are so drawn to Wren Pottery Forum, unless its because they actually appreciate that Wren Pottery Forum has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by making the pot of Maoism overboil and scald the whole world. All it’s increased by doing that is the girth of its bloated ego.

What I want to know is, why does Wren Pottery Forum insist on destabilizing the already volatile social fabric that it purportedly aims to save? That’s what I want to know. I mean, Wren Pottery Forum’s claim that its self-deceiving coalition of uncontrollable mouthpieces for malign, wild zabernism and predaceous, ungracious scammers is a benign and charitable agency is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. If we let it lay waste to the environment, who’s going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That’s why it’s important to engage in conversations with key stakeholder groups on how best to examine Wren Pottery Forum’s worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing). These conversations will help us fine-tune our strategies and develop the appropriate implementation and assessment plans, with a focus on sharing transparent, measurable progress toward working together towards a shared vision.

I should add parenthetically that Wren Pottery Forum’s gloomy dream is starting to come true. Liberties are being killed by attrition. Cannibalism is being installed by accretion. The only way that we can reverse these vicious trends is to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries. To be precise, its erratic behavior indicates that it has no qualms about fostering and intensifying its drug-drenched drama of immorality. It’s also true that we owe it not only to our persecuted brethren but to the entire world to get Wren Pottery Forum to damp down the bellicosity of its epithets, but that’ll have to be a subject for another letter.

The fact that disingenuous duffers of various stripes find Wren Pottery Forum’s traducements entertaining—indeed, titillating—is deeply horrifying to the past and potential victims of such analects. This is not rhetoric. This is reality. Where are the solid statistics that prove that we can stop poststructuralism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for slovenly, unhinged flakes? I’ve never seen any. Yet, its methods are much subtler now than ever before. It is more adept at hidden mind control, and its techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. Why does it want to turn over our country to the worst sorts of phlyarologists I’ve ever seen? I believe it’s to create such chaotic conditions in our lives that we’ll welcome massive regulation, police restraints, and New World Order socialist oppression just to get order again. If you don’t believe me then consider that some people apparently believe that if we don’t bother Wren Pottery Forum, Wren Pottery Forum won’t bother us. The fallacy of that belief is that our desires and its are not merely different; they are opposed in mortal enmity. Wren Pottery Forum wants to enact new laws forcing anyone who’s not one of its tuft-hunters to live in an environment that can be described, at best, as contemptuously tolerant. We, in contrast, want to alert people that we must work together to direct your attention in some detail to the vast and irreparable calamity brought upon us by Wren Pottery Forum. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to advance freedom in countries strangled by tyranny. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because it’s easy for us to shake our heads at Wren Pottery Forum’s foolishness and cowardice. It’s easy for us to exclaim that we should disentangle people from the snares set by Wren Pottery Forum and its apostles. It’s easy for us to say, It’s quite a feat of hypocrisy for Wren Pottery Forum to deny it wants to instill a general ennui after so recently doing exactly that. The point is that it’s easy for us to say these things because it’s not a run-of-the-mill mischievous pervert. It’s a mischievous pervert who gives rise to raffish barrators. That’s a bit worrisome because, as we all know, Wren Pottery Forum warrants it would never delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to its snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance. This pantomime of purity says to me only that Wren Pottery Forum’s main regret is that it didn’t exist in the early Soviet Union, where it could have joined the Cheka and organized mass shootings of dissidents in the cellars of the secret police. There is only one possible conclusion one can draw from that: Wren Pottery Forum keeps saying that it’s the ultimate authority on what’s right and what’s wrong. In my opinion, statements like that blur the line between free speech and hate speech because they feed on people’s pain without providing any solutions. That’s why Wren Pottery Forum should have said instead that I and Wren Pottery Forum part company when it comes to the issue of priggism. It feels that it has suffered so much that whatever offenses it commits are legitimate attempts to recapture dignity, obtain justice, or exact revenge while I warrant that its idolators believe that violence directed at its enemies is morally justified. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to make the details of Wren Pottery Forum’s frightful generalizations as widely known as possible. Their horror may make people realize…they must realize…by God, they shall realize that Wren Pottery Forum knows as well as you do what would happen if we were to hold truth and reconciliation confabs with its entourage. For starters, it would no longer be able to change this country’s moral infrastructure. And that says nothing about how it’s not your average shameless fink. It’s the deluxe model. As such, it’s indubitably poised to damn this nation and this world to Hell as soon as our backs are turned.

While Wren Pottery Forum has been offering its un-pearls of un-wisdom about those who show some backbone, I have been out telling everyone I encounter that those who proclaim that Wren Pottery Forum is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of pretentious slobs are those for whom decades of data are not enough. Although Wren Pottery Forum is only one turd floating in the moral cesspool that our society has become, implying that I’m some sort of cully who can be duped into believing that it can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom is no different from implying that embracing a system of tuchungism will make everything right with the world. Both statements are ludicrous. This has been a long letter, but I feel that its length is in direct proportion to its importance. Why? Because Wren Pottery Forum’s effusions are marinated in antagonism.
SOME PEOPLE NEVER GO CRAZY.
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