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[Vicomte]

Just call me Tiny Vicomte, I just love tip toeing with the troisieme age, I seem so fast, so lithe, so nimble, so out of breath. Thank goodness for mobility zimmers. I am working on a show at the Wells( it is what us dancers like to call the place) where the legs of the zimmer frames wear ballet shoes along with the ballateers, could be a winner....broadway beckons.

[Sideways]

Can you please stop work on the show you mention and instead stage at that same theatre the Coen Brothers' tale of a pregnant Minnesota police chief investigating roadside homicides that ensue after a struggling car salesman hires two criminals to kidnap his wife in order to extort a hefty ransom from his wealthy father-in-law .

I want it as a Western.

Please call it by the very obvious name.

[Vicomte]

Well I can but ask my fellow prima balleterres, although an order went in to China last month for 100 new zimmers complete with ballateering shoes. If I may, can I ask that "Wells" be put in front of the obvious and "The Best Western" after. In that way we can get sponsorship from the hotel group, in this way I may be able to produce the show you require.

Yours, Mar got

[Sideways]

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