Official Status of Forum Posters

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:52 pm

Preliminary note- I am prepared to grant consideration of any serious argument from posters disappointed by their official status. However, you must all understand that classification is a complex process and reflects a long and detailed analysis of posting history and general character.

The categories are

VIP very important poet/poster

PP proper person/poster (in a limited number of cases this also means "poor poet" but the person concerned is not actually a troll)

Troll

Baby Troll

Completely Useless Troll

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VIP status

Byron (with sausage sword)
cia
critic2
critic2's computer guy
Joe Way (recent promotion, see below)
LaurieAK
Linda Lakeside (with swans and flowers and other soppy things plus volcanos)
Lizzytish (with Salad)
Margaret
Martine (with ice)
mickey_one (with Salad Bar)
Medusafern
Paula
tom d stiller (with malt disney)

PP

Charles
Georges Wright
Jo
Mareka (see PP note above)
Midnight
okat
partisan
paula hansen
Pete
Peter Danielsen
Taigaku
Teratogen

Troll

ydf

Baby Trolls

gloryhog
imahotel
nehoc
paints
sirius
smoking family of trolls (PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT WANY ANY MORE PRIVATE MESSAGES PLEADING FOR RECLASSIFICATION)

Completely Useless Troll

Avalon (with creepy homophobia)

LOVE AND KISSES

critic2

December 2004

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:29 pm

Joe Way must immediately [if not sooner] be properly placed into VIP status. He may not post so frequently, but the content of his postings are so substantive and on such terra firma that placing him otherwise is an egregious oversight. Unless, of course, you speak only of postings placed in the Poetry by Forum Members section, in which case it's negotiable, pending research.

In Respectful Dissent,
Lizzytysh

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:20 pm

oops, I think it's time for my computer guy to come back again. this was one of 3 copies of the same response to lizzytish

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:21 pm

I am certainly prepared to elevate Joe Way to VIP status. He is a man of outstanding good character and demonstrates real class in all his posts. Indeed I would recommend him as compulsory reading for all the useless trolls and baby trolls that I have listed.

I will edit the original posts.

May I add that any other requests for reclassification *must* be posted here publicly as you have done. I already have had two inappropriate private messages from smokin and ydf pleading for re-classification.

Trolls, if you have complaints you must be brave enough to state them openly.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:21 pm

I have now had a second pm from smokin pleading to be reclassified. I repeat that such submissions must be made in public. sorry, no exceptions.

I don't recall his participation in the recent poetry comp. that was such fun for those who did take part. I don't recall any poems at any time from him.

Although I don't have a problem with trolls like smokin (as my computer guy has ensured his posts are automatically deleted),my complaint remains is that he is so dull and shows no potential of ever entertaining me.

smokin · Post by **smokin** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:28 pm

PLEASE!!! Do NOT reply to this rubbish. C'mon people, this guy has no life beyond this nonsense. Is this what this forum has become? You don't need him.
IGNORE HIM ALREADY!

Troll:
1. A person who makes posts (on newsgroups or other forums) that are solely intended to provoke responses from others, or to cause annoyance or offense.
2. A post that is intended to incite controversy or cause offense.

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:40 pm

Of course, truth be known, I'll gladly relinquish my ascribed status to anyone wishing to take my place. The external pitting of one against another seems counterproductive when it occurs naturally enough on its own. Contributions vary according to many variables.

Meanwhile, thanks for the Joe Way Upgrade

.

Speaking of Medusafern, I'm hoping she's okay. I've read her postings which were placed prior to my return; however, there haven't been any since my return. Given the nature of her immediate environment, there could be multiple reasons why she hasn't/hasn't had time to visit. I've both PM'd and emailed her, and haven't heard back from her yet.

~ Lizzytysh

margaret · Post by **margaret** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:40 pm

C2,

I feel I must respectfully take issue with the VIP status you have given to your computer guy. I'm sure he is a very important person to yourself, but as a forum poster he is not even registered and hasn't , to my knowledge, ever posted anything at all.

margaret
(proper person, maybe a little improper occasionally

)

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:56 pm

oh my goodness, I forgot Margaret!!!!

list to be edited immediately!

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:04 am

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:07 am

Yep ~

The list of left-outs are beginning to line up on the left to languish 'til they're lauded.

margaret · Post by **margaret** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:14 am

Oooooooh

Thank you. I am so honoured, not just PP but VIP

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:18 am

And nestled right there between me and Martine

, thanks to alpha listing.

Now, what about Paula, Tchocolatl, and Midnight? I really think this list must be from Member's Poetry and Music section ~ simply too many omissions to be otherwise

. Even so, there's Sandra from Chile....and a slew of others.

Joe Way · Post by **Joe Way** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:01 am

Critic2 was a roguish enticer
Whose critics would call him a dicer
He returned to the forum
With barely a quorum
And Lizzy, indeed, was much nicer.

And Joe Way with his tainted credentials
Yet Lizzy still sees his potential
To post to these friends
Some thoughts and amends,
Advice and conduct prudential.

Now Critic2 is not Albert Sweitzer
One can decline his poetic advice, sir.
But a poet, indeed,
Does not write a screed,
'bout a man with a mind like a vice, Sir!

Joe (trying to move down to PP ((poor poet)) status).

But thanks to my friends, Lizzy and Critic2. But there are many more worthy than me.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:35 am

Joe Way - WHO LET THE DOGGERELS OUT, WOOF WOOF, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

and Pete!

Paula was already in, pay attention Lizzy or demotion threatens! but you, as a vip do have associate advisory rights so can you tell me about tchocalati. I don't know him/her at all.

lists edited accordingly

LOVE AND KISSES

critic2

ps *3rd*!!! private message from smokin. my resolve is being to weaken now I see his full vulnerability, HELP before I go completely soft and promote him from Baby Troll to Troll!!!