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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Marisha » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:06 am

Please pardon the self-aggrandizing overtones that will be found throughout this post, but I am not content to watch my liberties slip away even as I write this post to the LC Poetry forum< whatever Tinderella argues. Instead of focusing on why most of us aver that Mrs. Dirge Bird On The Wire, Jr. is extremely uncompanionable, I would like to remind people that my purpose here is not to show principle, gumption, verve, and nerve. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Mrs. Bird On The Wire coins polysyllabic neologisms to make her crotchets sound like they're actually important. In fact, her treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. What's interesting is that to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of brusque, disaffected twerps it has to be repeated at least fifty times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following fifty times, but if I said that neopaganism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being utterly honest if I said that every time Mrs. Bird On The Wire utters or writes a statement that supports interventionism—even indirectly—it sends a message that we ought to worship gutless know-nothings as folk heroes. I assert that we mustn't let her make such statements, partly because her helpers are delighted with the potential for violent confrontation, but primarily because she is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when she's confronted with inconvenient facts. By next weekend, however, Mrs. Bird On The Wire is likely to switch to some sort of "promote a herd mentality over principled, individual thought" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.

It's debatable whether Mrs. Bird On The Wire is Leonard's worst ever song or one of those self-centered, rambunctious radicals who quotes the Bible but never reads it. However, no one can disagree that she likes turning hooligans loose against us good citizens, which puts her somewhere between a muzzy-headed jackanapes and a bookish pip-squeak on the nativism org chart. She keeps insisting that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep. To me, there is something fundamentally wrong with that story. Maybe it's that Mrs. Bird On The Wire's stories about hedonism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that if I may be so bold, Mrs. Bird On The Wire is not just birdbrained. She is unbelievably, astronomically birdbrained. The more I think about the worst kinds of hotheaded recidivists there are, the more troubled I become by her hypnopompic insights.

I wouldn't even mention that comments like that don't sit well with the most uncontrollable brutes you'll ever see if it weren't undoubtedly true. Mrs. Bird On The Wire has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that she is the ultimate source of alienation and repression around here. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying her repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Mrs. Bird On The Wire's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, her core principle has remained the same: to destroy our country from within. If you don't believe me then note that Mrs. Bird On The Wire's dream is to rule the world, or failing that, annihilate it. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Mrs. Bird On The Wire finds a way to welsh on all sorts of agreements.

If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. I have in fact told Mrs. Bird On The Wire that there will be public outrage if she tries to impose hidebound new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of naive drive for power. Unfortunately, there really wasn't anything to her response. I suppose Mrs. Bird On The Wire just doesn't want to admit that she is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mrs. Bird On The Wire and a pigeon is that Mrs. Bird On The Wire intends to craft propaganda that justifies causing riots in the streets. That's why Mrs. Bird On The Wire uses big words like "sphygmomanometric" to make herself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Mrs. Bird On The Wire's precepts may reek like a skunk, the very genesis of Mrs. Bird On The Wire's obstreperous snow jobs is in Marxism. Tell that to the composer of Jazz Police!! And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that she will eventually herself be destroyed by Marxism.

Mrs. Bird On The Wire fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of her religion. More precisely, she conveniently forgets her religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against her. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Mrs. Bird On The Wire stubbornly refuses to own up to her mistakes serves only to convince me that she cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. Mrs. Bird On The Wire sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue plaguing our minds.

Mrs. Bird On The Wire has been trying for quite some time to convince us that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. I suggest she take this rotting ordure and dump it where she and her fellow rummy, merciless dossers congregate. At least then we could contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic without having to worry that she will rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items.

Call me old-fashioned, but by indiscriminately assigning value to practically everything, Mrs. Bird On The Wire has made "experience" all-important. Her experiences, however, are detached from any consideration of what is good or true, which means that they will almost certainly interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights in the near future. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that letting argumentative, surly card sharks paralyze any serious or firm decision and thereby become responsible for the weak and half-hearted execution of even the most necessary measures is unthinkable but rather to solve the problems that are important to most people.

A recent series of hearings, lawsuits, and media reports demonstrates that I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to investigate Mrs. Bird On The Wire's oleaginous principles, ideals, and objectives. It's also why I say that all the deals she makes are strictly one-way. Mrs. Bird On The Wire gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. According to the laws of probability, some people are responsible and others are not. Mrs. Bird On The Wire falls into the category of "not". Even with the increasing number of cankered chiselers, she says that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking and that therefore her way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? I want you to know that Mrs. Bird On The Wire's goal is to bathe in splendor while the rest of us go to work in the mines. Knowing, as they say, is half the battle. What remains is to enhance people's curiosity, critical acumen, and aesthetic sensitivity.

The path down which Mrs. Bird On The Wire wants to lead us is empty and bleak. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Mrs. Bird On The Wire in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that Mrs. Bird On The Wire once tried to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. I bet Anjani would agree! If you consider this an exception to the rule then you indisputably don't understand how Mrs. Bird On The Wire operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that whenever I turn around I see her turning the trickle of collectivism into a tidal wave. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses.

While some of Mrs. Bird On The Wire's pleas are very attractive on the surface and are unequivocally entertaining, they ultimately serve to increase subservience to Mrs. Bird On The Wire's monolithic engine of sadism. Bombarding me with insults is a mug's game. The only reason she does things like that is because some day, her effete deputies may ask you why you think it's a good idea to give our young people the values that will inspire them to champion the force of goodness against the greed of unpleasant malingerers. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that Mrs. Bird On The Wire is cunctipotent. You should therefore be prepared to tell these tasteless gasbags that Mrs. Bird On The Wire attracts dangerous vagrants to her little empire by telling them that she has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. I suppose the people to whom she tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Mrs. Bird On The Wire's advocates don't really care that she wants all of us to believe that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. That's why she sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. Mrs. Dirge Bird On The Wire, Jr.'s view that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization" is sheer make-believe. Since I don't have anything more to say on that subject, I'll politely get off my soapbox now and thank Jarkko for this opportunity to have addressed the young folk here.
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Violet » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:10 am

.. I'm very tired and it's late.. still, I do have my red pen out, so, what the hay..
Marisha wrote:Please pardon the self-aggrandizing overtones that will be found throughout this post, but I am not content to watch my liberties slip away even as I write this post to the LC Poetry forum< whatever Tinderella argues. Instead of focusing on why most of us aver that Mrs. Dirge Bird On The Wire, Jr. is extremely uncompanionable, I would like to remind people that my purpose here is not to show principle, gumption, verve, and nerve. [with the exception of "nerve," I would agree] Well, okay, it is. [oh, well then I don't] [I'm switching to a brighter red, though it tends to go orange, unfortunately.. tisk tisk.. what's a colorist to do].. But I should point out that Mrs. Bird On The Wire coins polysyllabic neologisms to make her crotchets sound like they're actually important. [I don't know about you, but what I do with my crotchets is my business] In fact, her treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. What's interesting is that to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of brusque, disaffected twerps [and Marisha claims never to have been on Broadway] it has to be repeated at least fifty times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence I don't want to insult your intelligence [could be thou protestethus too muchustus???.. (methinks).. (just saying)].. by telling you the following fifty times, [oh, I guess I jumped the gun before] but if I said that neopaganism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves, I'd be a liar. [this would probably be more intriguing without the first clause] But I'd be being utterly honest if I said that every time Mrs. Bird On The Wire utters or writes a statement that supports interventionism—even indirectly—it sends a message that we ought to worship gutless know-nothings as folk heroes [no comment necessary]. I assert that we mustn't let her make such statements, partly because her helpers are delighted with the potential for violent confrontation, but primarily because she is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when she's confronted with inconvenient facts. [I love "shrieking and spitting" as a limitation] By next weekend, however, Mrs. Bird On The Wire is likely to switch to some sort of "promote a herd [I hear they're doing this now in your country to very good effect] mentality over principled, individual thought" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.

It's debatable whether Mrs. Bird On The Wire is Leonard's worst ever song or one of those self-centered, rambunctious radicals who quotes the Bible but never reads it. However, no one can disagree that she likes turning hooligans loose against us good citizens, which puts her somewhere between a muzzy-headed jackanapes and a bookish pip-squeak on the nativism org chart. [there are times, Michae -- uh, Marisha.. that I.. well, I want to be near you] She keeps insisting that cell-phone towers are in fact covert [whoever said "covert"??] mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep. To me, there is something fundamentally wrong with that story. Maybe it's that Mrs. Bird On The Wire's stories about hedonism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions [is there something we can attribute to hedonism that causes this?.. if so, please don't leave us here in suspense].., even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that if I may be so bold, Mrs. Bird On The Wire is not just birdbrained. She is unbelievably, astronomically birdbrained. The more I think about the worst kinds of hotheaded recidivists there are, the more troubled I become by her hypnopompic [you should no doubt include here how this particular "trigger" (and you failed to name it as such) will cause the astronomically bird brained (in particular) to pompously "go off" when confronted by colorful parades] [ibid., alpha, beta.com] insights.

.. [uh, I'm afraid I'm tired now (actually, I was tired before, so you can imagine what I am now) and so I'll have to leave the rest of my corrections 'til the morning.. signed, Ms. Violet M. Peabody]..

.. oh, one last overall comment: IS ENGLISH A SECOND LANGUAGE TO YOU, MARISHA????? (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

... (i.e., so far you're batting a D-, Mr. M., so you might consider hitting the books for a change, or else you really will wind up with an obstreperous snow job in Marxism, and that's a pretty cold country, I hear)..


I wouldn't even mention that comments like that don't sit well with the most uncontrollable brutes you'll ever see if it weren't undoubtedly true. Mrs. Bird On The Wire has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that she is the ultimate source of alienation and repression around here. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying her repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Mrs. Bird On The Wire's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, her core principle has remained the same: to destroy our country from within. If you don't believe me then note that Mrs. Bird On The Wire's dream is to rule the world, or failing that, annihilate it. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Mrs. Bird On The Wire finds a way to welsh on all sorts of agreements.

If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. I have in fact told Mrs. Bird On The Wire that there will be public outrage if she tries to impose hidebound new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of naive drive for power. Unfortunately, there really wasn't anything to her response. I suppose Mrs. Bird On The Wire just doesn't want to admit that she is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mrs. Bird On The Wire and a pigeon is that Mrs. Bird On The Wire intends to craft propaganda that justifies causing riots in the streets. That's why Mrs. Bird On The Wire uses big words like "sphygmomanometric" to make herself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Mrs. Bird On The Wire's precepts may reek like a skunk, the very genesis of Mrs. Bird On The Wire's obstreperous snow jobs is in Marxism. Tell that to the composer of Jazz Police!! And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that she will eventually herself be destroyed by Marxism.

Mrs. Bird On The Wire fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of her religion. More precisely, she conveniently forgets her religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against her. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Mrs. Bird On The Wire stubbornly refuses to own up to her mistakes serves only to convince me that she cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. Mrs. Bird On The Wire sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue plaguing our minds.

Mrs. Bird On The Wire has been trying for quite some time to convince us that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. I suggest she take this rotting ordure and dump it where she and her fellow rummy, merciless dossers congregate. At least then we could contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic without having to worry that she will rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items.

Call me old-fashioned, but by indiscriminately assigning value to practically everything, Mrs. Bird On The Wire has made "experience" all-important. Her experiences, however, are detached from any consideration of what is good or true, which means that they will almost certainly interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights in the near future. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that letting argumentative, surly card sharks paralyze any serious or firm decision and thereby become responsible for the weak and half-hearted execution of even the most necessary measures is unthinkable but rather to solve the problems that are important to most people.

A recent series of hearings, lawsuits, and media reports demonstrates that I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to investigate Mrs. Bird On The Wire's oleaginous principles, ideals, and objectives. It's also why I say that all the deals she makes are strictly one-way. Mrs. Bird On The Wire gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. According to the laws of probability, some people are responsible and others are not. Mrs. Bird On The Wire falls into the category of "not". Even with the increasing number of cankered chiselers, she says that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking and that therefore her way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? I want you to know that Mrs. Bird On The Wire's goal is to bathe in splendor while the rest of us go to work in the mines. Knowing, as they say, is half the battle. What remains is to enhance people's curiosity, critical acumen, and aesthetic sensitivity.

The path down which Mrs. Bird On The Wire wants to lead us is empty and bleak. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Mrs. Bird On The Wire in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that Mrs. Bird On The Wire once tried to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. I bet Anjani would agree! If you consider this an exception to the rule then you indisputably don't understand how Mrs. Bird On The Wire operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that whenever I turn around I see her turning the trickle of collectivism into a tidal wave. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses.

While some of Mrs. Bird On The Wire's pleas are very attractive on the surface and are unequivocally entertaining, they ultimately serve to increase subservience to Mrs. Bird On The Wire's monolithic engine of sadism. Bombarding me with insults is a mug's game. The only reason she does things like that is because some day, her effete deputies may ask you why you think it's a good idea to give our young people the values that will inspire them to champion the force of goodness against the greed of unpleasant malingerers. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that Mrs. Bird On The Wire is cunctipotent. You should therefore be prepared to tell these tasteless gasbags that Mrs. Bird On The Wire attracts dangerous vagrants to her little empire by telling them that she has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. I suppose the people to whom she tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Mrs. Bird On The Wire's advocates don't really care that she wants all of us to believe that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. That's why she sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. Mrs. Dirge Bird On The Wire, Jr.'s view that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization" is sheer make-believe. Since I don't have anything more to say on that subject, I'll politely get off my soapbox now and thank Jarkko for this opportunity to have addressed the young folk here.



much later edit: I'm having the strangest weekend.. in between my upstate gardening, and misc. fixer-upper projects, I've been coming back here to read sections of this godforsaken thread.. anyway, I liked how Ms. Peabody's corrections were reading here, and thought to make the whole thing more intelligible by making bold the Mr. Marisha comments being "corrected" with Ms. Peabody's incisive red pen.. and all this, just for your enduring reading pleasure.. (felicitously signed, Ms. Violet M. Peabody)..
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Teratogen » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:21 pm

Violet, I'd like to remind you, so please pay careful attention, as I've said this once or twice already:

"Marisha" did NOT "write" any of that stuff. What "Marisha" has utilized was a pre-calculated, pre-programmed vitriolic essay that is easily found on the Web in several various formats. All "Marisha" has to do is plug in someone's name (hence the repetetiveness of a singular post that seems to focus on one particular person) and the essay is completed. "Marisha" is a troll; a pseudonym for some lonely, shit-stirring board member who gets a good (and very deserved) laugh from the ones who pay all the mind to it.

So, PLEASE, do not study and dissect "Marisha"'s posts. It is useless and pointless and a great waste of time and energy.
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Violet » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:23 pm

... hmm.. I don’t know, T.. I seem to remember discovering something like this before..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZR64EF3OpA
FULL SCREEN..

.. but whether his Lordship is a very bad wizard or not, or whether his non-speak is computer-program generated or not.. well.. it doesn't quite address the fact that.. well, that I..

.. actually, this all reminds me of what this big, round, red-besuited, Spanish(ish) leprechaun once told me, as he seems to encapsulate entirely the.. well, at times melodic stubbornness of my feelings on this subject..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wKSWJxj8nM
FULL SCREEEN..

.. either that.. or we're actually all bearing witness to an extraordinarily highly unnecessary, inter-textual (obviously sexual) frolicking love story -- involving foreplay, afterplay, duringplay, etceteraplay (etc.) -- of astronomically bird-brained proportion (so to speak).. (that's "love talk" for "a lot") (okay, it's computer talk for "a lot")..

.. anyway, T., I'm actually a bit surprised that the hopeless romantics of this here Forum (most of whom are supposedly entranced by one M.P. Cohen).. should miss the ardor.. fervor.. and mind-melding ineluctable madness of this inter-dimensional (subversively questionable, from a mind control vantage), highly libidinized, word-smithified concoction of earthly and unearthly.. sacred and mundane.. and.. well, you get the picture..

To my most noble Lordship,

Let's not let those-of-so-little-faith distract us from this our most favorite distraction.. And my gosh, with Georges [my main cyber-squeeze, to those of you new to this nonsense] out on the prowl in those northernmost Irish regions of who-knows-what-he's-up-to-these-days-(land), we have A LOT more room for our frolics.. [inspiring, no doubt, some new found concern on the part of the bewigged barrister, as he sets aside his red-laced dainties, thinking to don a more manly attire for this, his latest menage a.. deux, shall we say?].. [of course, with Tinds and Cate involved.. and maybe I.F., with her whips 'n things.. that would make a menage a.. let's see now, it's been years.. un, deux, trois, quatre.. think I’ll stop here, as it could be we're all cinq.. a word that might just be (covertly) linked somehow with that soggy little land of ship-sinking dankishness (home to the Titanic, in other words) that my indelibly dark 'n dankish(est) Georges hails from.. (hmm.. maybe I.F. is right.. Leonard works in mysterious ways).. (either that, or Georges is using that 'ol black magick again)..

.. okay, I know it's morning, but I think I need some sleep..

I'll take your wise words under advisement, T..
v i o l e t (flower).. (closing her passionate little petals for a much needed mid-morning nap)..(oh, your lordship.. your computer generated love speak is just so dreamy)...


edit: I can't believe I left out a syllable from "libidinized".. sorry, your lordship..
much later edit: I removed the La Mancha lyrics.. they seemed unnecessary, somehow..
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Here kitty kitty - pretty kitty

Post by Cate » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:36 pm

V - I just saw a robin in my back yard eating a nice fat worm!!! A sure sign of spring, plus I have a least one little yellow flower that will open her petals today as long as she gets a little sun.
Violet wrote:
.. but gee wiz.. do I really have to learn to do all that just to get my little black leather boot in the door? (at publishing houses, I mean).. actually, maybe you still remember, I.F., how I tried that once (well, youtube wise, at any rate).. although I don’t recall what thread that was.. but as I’m sure you remember, I.F., I failed miserably, in my little dominatrix sex kitten outfit.. I mean, I guess I was a bit too timid.. although, as I recall, Cate liked it.. Oh, and Cate, you'd appreciate this.. the author of Whip Smart says she finds the best Dominatrix equipment at none other than Home Depot (!).. (and you thought I was just kidding about "ratchet straps")..
Home depot and pet smart. Actually I'm not so sure about Home depot - if you ask one of their supposedly friendly and helpful staff to tie you up with a preferred cord (just to make sure that it's not to easy to get out of), they act like they've got better things to do with their time :roll:
Yes I do remember that kitty dominatrix video you made with those cute cute ears - I think you were promoting literacy or perhaps you were just at a pivotal part of Emily or Don Quote and couldn't put your book down...

T - I can not imagine Lady M, who you weirdly claim to be a troll, ever being lonely or at least alone when she did not wish to be - we adore her despite her odd repetitive use of language and her fascination with fruit and Norman. ohh please don't tell her this though - it's much funner being mean to her.

V I think the slumber party/ mini kitty palace idea is fantastic but we have to invite Manna, even though she's not here... :( as it just wouldn't seem right without her. so I guess that would make it a ménage à six.
I'll bring a veggie lasagna and almond oil.
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Violet » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:39 pm

.. oh, sorry Manna.. didn't realize you might return, especially given our picnic plans with his lordship.. (yes, Cate will also bring the bananas, not to worry on that count.. oh, and the, umm.. avocados).. [his lordship, especially, will appreciate that one].. (oh, me?.. I'm bringing the ratchet straps [silly])..

.. speaking of.. here's me in the itty bitty kitty outfit (Cate).. (say that seventeen times without stopping)..

.. Oh, and I was reading Proust at the time, if I'm remembering (things past) correctly.. (lovely language, though it's not the easiest read, I have to say.. no wonder I failed miserably at dominatrix school).. (although I now fully appreciate the time/space/mind concept associated with Madeleines)..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpZpKOdj5NQ
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Cate » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:28 am

avocados :D haha - how appropriate that you were reading proust, you have an excellent memory. I had a little avocado poem once but I don't think it was saved (that computer died). Don't you think it would be better for Marisha to bring the bananas - just saying

Mat, the moon and camping - last weekend while you were camping under the moon at the end of summer probably in the heat, my husband and sons were camping under the same moon in a yurt in the snow. boy that moon gets around.
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Violet » Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:57 am

Cate wrote:avocados :D haha - how appropriate that you were reading proust, you have an excellent memory. I had a little avocado poem once but I don't think it was saved (that computer died). Don't you think it would be better for Marisha to bring the bananas - just saying
.. yes about Marisha and the bananas.. only, she's known to commit carnal acts with them in the car, without even peeling them first.. I mean, she was being a bit modest when she said her love was like a banana.. she meant her love was a banana.. (!).. and, I mean, well, once she's done with her bananas.. well, gee wiz, who's gonna eat them after that??

.. that's why there's a lot of frustrated bananas out there.. by that I mean in the greater London area, I suspect.. I mean, I know she gets around, and there are fruit carts everywhere these days.. (okay.. am I speaking figuratively??)..

... I don't know, maybe we should stick to avocados this time..

[t.b.c]...

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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by imaginary friend » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:01 am

Arrrgh! Sorry Cate and Vi, I always seem to arrive late to these parties! I made several attempts today to respond, but some damnfool distraction called work kept interrupting.

Hey – thanks for the invite to the Kitty Slumber Party – count me in – no way I'm not showing up, after missing the Brad-in-the-trunk one. Perhaps... this time we should skip the gear and have some old fashioned fun... well, maybe just those little fluffy handcuffs...

V. that dozy girl is just as hopeless the second time around (I mean, really, is that a manual she's reading on the job?) And Vi-O-let, your dissection of Marisha's Mrs Bird rant was a lovely, clev-ah read, yes indeed.

With all the newcomers to the poetry forum, all nice and polite, and Leonard-loving, and... well, serious, do you think perhaps we're getting a dubious reputation? I mean, we all know what girls just wanna have, right? And we love Leonard too, right? and anyway he's been quite a fun-lover (I chose that hyphen carefully) in his time...

Oh – I'll bring devil's food cake

Psssst Cate – the only gear worth getting at Home Depot is the variety pack of bungie cords. IMO, duct tape is for assassins; the aim is only to titillate, not to terrorize...
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Judy » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Cate » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:01 pm

imaginary friend wrote: after missing the Brad-in-the-trunk one.
Brad-in-the-trunk ... ohhhh yah .... crap.... brb



okay so stick to the, no stick to you, pleasure tape as opposed to duck tape
and the new mantra

titillate, not to terrorize...
titillate, not to terrorize...
titillate, not to terrorize...
titillate, (are your sure that's as much fun?)
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Violet » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:31 pm

Cate wrote:
imaginary friend wrote: after missing the Brad-in-the-trunk one.
Brad-in-the-trunk ... ohhhh yah .... crap.... brb



okay so stick to the, no stick to you, pleasure tape as opposed to duck tape
and the new mantra

titillate, not terrorize...
titillate, not terrorize...
titillate, not terrorize...
titillate, (are your sure that's as much fun?)
Hi Cate.. just thought I'd tweak this a bit..

Hi I.F.. thanks for the Mrs. Bird Brain appreciation.. I think I'm just warming up to this Ms. Violet M. Peabody schoolmarm business.. and just in time, too.. Mr. M. needs careful, uh, surveillance..

... okay.. it's raining for something like the third day in a row here.. I've been ignoring it, but now it's becoming tedious..

.. I guess we'll have to have our picnic inside -- what am I saying, it's always raining in Jolly Old England..

.. hmm.. maybe it's time to go back to my "searching for signs from God" thread (now affectionally known as the "Casey, where in hell are ya?" thread (where I still have some serious homework to do.. homework.. yuck), not to trump the Suicide thread, now (dis)affectionally dubbed: "Georges, get your sorry buttsky over here, or you'll really have something you'll need "a spell" for.. and that's spelled: a serious series of serious spankings.. geez..) (notice how I didn't even bother closing those quotes.. or all these pesky parens, for that matter.. Yes, I guess things were getting pretty hopeless over here, before Marisha came and served up her latest brand of mashed-banana word salad.. okay, I.F... since Georges(zez) is not around, here are these dab nab ratchet straps.. just try not to get my little fuzzy white tail caught in them, and I'm all yours).. (oh, well, Cate can slap me around a bit with that fly swatter)..

v i o l e t (flower)..(not violent flower)..


.. do you really think we're getting a bad rep, I.F.??


.. much later edit: just a few typos.. no real changes to speak of..
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by Cate » Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:26 pm

Violet wrote: .. do you really think we're getting a bad rep, I.F.??
bad- I don't it, more likely a rep. for being silly or for making poor use of time - but I doubt 'bad'

a flyswatter!!!! I.F. you have to talk to her - this is taking the low budget Home Depot thing too far!... I mean what will the other dom girls say when they see me in my dominatrix dress made from a kitchen bag with holes cut out and fastened with bungee and my rubber footwear (garden boots) holding a flyswatter!!!! :?
I don't even think I could scare Marisha like that - although it might give my husband a start (hehehe).

okay hanging up my fruit and skipping away with my flyswatter


kisses,
Cate

p.s. - Still raining here as well and on the first day of March break - so we've pulled the drapes and are having an afternoon movie monster movie Marathon. guess what we're watching (okay what boys are watching while I'm typing ) Creature from the Black Lagoon!!!! Problem is whenever we do something like this I fall asleep - every time, I can already feel it.


many edits do to adding ps taking down ps then adding back ps - I was going to add it after you reply I.F. but I think it's fine here - k better really go now as I'm being rude with typing business.
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

Post by imaginary friend » Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:30 pm

Hi V and Cate (and Marisha and Tera and Tinds and Judy and Yorkie and Alisony anyone else who still has any patience with this thread)

It's raining here too, for the seventh straight day. Today, I am babysitting a 10 month old baby woman (not mine exactly) named Ella, who is sleeping (but not for long – hoo-boy) in the next room, so I'm sneaking onto the forum for 10 minutes, to catch up.

Violet, about the hot pink for titillate – is that a hint? Is Johnny Weir coming to the sleepover as well? Woo-hoo! I thought we had lots of guys already, with Lord M and all his alter egos and bananas and all... if there's room for more, Mystic Mat should take precedence over JW, dontcha think?

Cate, the flyswatter is humble yes, but I'm sure there are some flies out there who would appreciate some discipline – y'know? The kind they never get at home?

Uh-oh, gotta go –

Edited to add a little pink 'y' to 'the' typo
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Re: Leonard and this Forum - The Truth Revealed

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