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by Byron
Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:11 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: death after life but not as expected
Replies: 0
Views: 478

death after life but not as expected

Lionel didn’t know his arse from his elbow. He didn’t have to. He was dead. Unfortunately nobody had told him yet and he was getting really annoyed with Owen. At least Lionel’s hearing was working well. “How’s it going” he asked Owen. “Don’t worry,” said Owen, “we can pretend this never happened. We...
by Byron
Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:42 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Feeling
Replies: 1
Views: 421

Feeling

I see a cold, wintered sun
I feel no afterglow
The meadow of my day
Lies flat across my feelings
Tell me, was Rape-seed 'forced' to grow.
by Byron
Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:11 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Where Were You - Tribute for 9-11
Replies: 1
Views: 950

Re: Where Were You - Tribute for 9-11

In a garden of remembrance in London, outside the American Embassy, the British victims are commemorated. Over the beautiful pergola are the words..

Grief is the price we pay for Love
by Byron
Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:26 pm
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: LC Walking Weekend (2009, 2011)

An early meeting in Chester. The Olde Harkers' Arms Pub was the venue for this serious training for the German walking weekend
by Byron
Sat May 14, 2011 3:24 pm
Forum: Comments & Questions
Topic: The Forum and Facebook
Replies: 133
Views: 17603

Re: The Forum and Facebook

~ I have a feeling if a poll were to be taken, you'd be doing very well. ~ Lizzy Now now Elizabeth, don't encourage the dear girl to take up pole-dancing. This thread is taking a distinct worldly essence. Taking a poll would require removing one and then using it for her own nefarious exploits. (do...
by Byron
Fri May 13, 2011 11:19 am
Forum: Comments & Questions
Topic: The Forum and Facebook
Replies: 133
Views: 17603

Re: The Forum and Facebook

lizzytysh wrote:Well, yes, Laura, no doubt Facebook is where that headache would originate... :) .


~ Lizzy

Surely that would be a 'Faceache' ??
by Byron
Fri May 06, 2011 6:50 pm
Forum: Comments & Questions
Topic: The Forum and Facebook
Replies: 133
Views: 17603

Re: The Forum and Facebook

Laura, a cold shower may be in order....... :shock: ;-) :shock:
by Byron
Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:09 pm
Forum: Comments & Questions
Topic: The Forum and Facebook
Replies: 133
Views: 17603

Re: The Forum and Facebook

2 years ago a relative asked me to join Facebook. Being somewhat elderly (me) I remembered the phrase that Groucho Marx used when asked to join a club....."any club that wants me to be a member, isn't one I want to belong to." For the same reason, any club that the 'relative' was in and wanted me to...
by Byron
Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:20 am
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: Just when I climbed this whole mountainside... (Wales 20

Well, what can I say? As I look at that photograph of shame we must all be shocked at the standard of safety measures not visible to the naked eye. For starters, those steps not only have no carpet, they don't even have any treads. And as for bannisters........well I think its woeful, that people ha...
by Byron
Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:27 pm
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: Just when I climbed this whole mountainside... (Wales 20

Could that flat cap be one of Brian Jaques? Sorry about the spelling. I'm now typing in tongues. :? It must contagious?


My mum's lot were from Thornaby on Tees, and me dad's lot were from Wales. That makes me as tight as a crab's **** at 40 fathoms. :shock:
by Byron
Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:26 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: A Brief History Of Trimes
Replies: 1
Views: 628

A Brief History Of Trimes

A Brief History Of Trimes Swim fella swim The Prize is Life A million to one chance Grab it with both promised hands Head-butt your way in Silently screaming; “I'm ho-o-m-e.” Now the work begins As you become a split personality Doubling, quadrupling, exponentially God, it's warm in here No time to...
by Byron
Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:22 pm
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: Just when I climbed this whole mountainside... (Wales 20

I'm going to make a special home-made brew, in honour of the birth of little Tony. I'll gladly give it an appropriate name if anyone wants to suggest one. I'll start the ball rolling with 'Tone Ale.'
by Byron
Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: Just when I climbed this whole mountainside... (Wales 20

Phil, whatever you do when standing before the 'Beak,' don't mention eggs. :shock:
by Byron
Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:48 pm
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: Just when I climbed this whole mountainside... (Wales 20

Phil, I have re-readed the original contribution what I put in here. It was crass, useless, worthless, unhumourous, off-target, wasteful of anyone's time who happened upon it, and what's more, far too representative of wot me mind is like cos of the meds I'm on these days. I shall disappear into me ...
by Byron
Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:51 pm
Forum: Walking Weekends (2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019)
Topic: LC Walking Weekend (2009 - 2017)
Replies: 2522
Views: 349801

Re: Just when I climbed this whole mountainside... (Wales 20

So 'a rose by any other name' is no longer a phallacy symbol full of pricks ? :shock:

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