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by solongleonard
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:20 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

I have no idea when Leonard ever wrote about "the Horse of Babylon" and if you can all drag yourself away from the colouring issue I would welcome some input.
by solongleonard
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Ok Sideways,I have now emailed the Administrator here and I think it is likely that you are soon to be banned from this Forum. PLease shut the door on your way out.
by solongleonard
Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:21 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

and another thing, Loser. You are what my mam usxed to describe as "brassy". No one could ever describe you as classy.
by solongleonard
Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:36 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Sideways wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:25 am
solongleonard wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:21 am
getting quite steamy
I, Ron's hot, press me harder
'til I orgasm

why don't you shut up, you absurd fake. "so long?". I doubt it, more like MInnie Mouse I have heard. I suggest you don't step out of your depth again, Loser.

thank you for your pleasant seasonal greetings, Sideways
by solongleonard
Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:21 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

getting quite steamy
I, Ron's hot, press me harder
'til I orgasm
by solongleonard
Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:38 am
Forum: Adam Cohen
Topic: Is Adam Cohen singing the unreleased songs of his father?
Replies: 13
Views: 4137

Re: Is Adam Cohen singing the unreleased songs of his father?

I’ve had it up to here with Adam! Have you noticed certain lyrics from his new vinyl release, “Songs stolen from my famous Father”. I know nothing of the Law but isnt stealing technically bad? Some of Adam’s lyrics are amazing and I spot no Leonard influence at all- “Suzanne takes me down to her pla...
by solongleonard
Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:15 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Solong wrote I get a disproportionate satisfaction knowing you didn’t get the pretzel or the coke comments. That makes the whole 3 minutes for all my answers worth it. In my opinion pretzels have no flavour at all, though I’m not sure where the logic is in that, and although you take your coke with...
by solongleonard
Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:50 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Things Karren's mother should have taught her instead. I think she had most of it covered. Religion….. “You better pray kneeling on a corner of that carpet” She also told me to wear knee pads to avoid carpet burns Logic………. “Pretzel flavour” Women don’t do logic, it’s overrated. Foresight….. “remov...
by solongleonard
Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:54 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Things Karren's mother allegedly taught her Religion….. “You better pray that comes out of the carpet” Logic………. “Because I said so, that’s why” Foresight….. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident” Stamina…. “You’ll sit there till all that spinach is gone” Irony……… “Keep...
by solongleonard
Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:53 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Karren B wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:47 pm
You're welcome. :oops:
what a genetically freaky coincidence, that's exactly what she said the last time I met her.
by solongleonard
Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:25 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Karren B wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:44 pm
Touché you win! :lol:

My mother told me
Never play with the big boys
They’re hard to handle

I’ll jog on now if you don’t mind...

Image
your mother looks very pleasant, thank you for sharing her charming photo
by solongleonard
Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:15 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

I bow to your expertise. If anyone can convince us that that was the perfect Haiku it surely must be you; if only on a technicality. you have persuaded me you are right and have forced modesty where this is normally false modesty. False or forced; modesty is not a word I would associate with you. M...
by solongleonard
Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:56 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Karren B wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:50 am
I bow to your expertise.
If anyone can convince us that that was the perfect Haiku it surely must be you; if only on a technicality.

you have persuaded me you are right and have forced modesty where this is normally false modesty.
by solongleonard
Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:22 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 79
Views: 11952

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

here's to V*agra that keeps up your... spirits and not some fools like Niagara fools here's to the death of this forum or againstum here's to the bastard who floods us with Lizst but his gigaBach is worse than his gigabyte and all we hear is Radio Lady Gaga and dementia is approaching and I simply d...
by solongleonard
Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:03 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: 95 Leonard Cohen Emojis
Replies: 11
Views: 679

Re: 95 Leonard Cohen Emojis

Oh, sorry, I didn't realise that you made them, I thought you'd just found them online. :oops: In that case, well done, they're very cute! :-) Thanks! - Funny how relative a term like "well done" can be, isn't it? Kind of like the pictures your children draw and you put them on the refrigerator - b...

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