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by Sideways
Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 91
Views: 12791

smashing solong

Now I know exactly whom the singer/poet Leonard Cohen (decd) had in mind when he wrote "you are the Horse of Babylon". This was the clearest reference to your ugliness and dumbness. I am now leaving for ever this "discussion" between us. Please note that a discussion normally involves at least 2 san...
by Sideways
Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:09 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 91
Views: 12791

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

Hello Loser, did you make a New Year Resolution to buy a spell-check?

I guess you are "usxed" to making blunders.

Let me make one thing clear, so clear that even a retard like you might understand. I know you are planning to seduce my Man. It won't happen. He laughs at you.

Sideways, a REAL Woman
by Sideways
Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:25 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 91
Views: 12791

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

solongleonard wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:21 am
getting quite steamy
I, Ron's hot, press me harder
'til I orgasm

why don't you shut up, you absurd fake. "so long?". I doubt it, more like MInnie Mouse I have heard. I suggest you don't step out of your depth again, Loser.
by Sideways
Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:52 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: complete the poem.....(Haiku)
Replies: 91
Views: 12791

Re: complete the poem.....(Haiku)

So must be working
Haven’t had a cold for years
Naked iron’s hot
by Sideways
Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:22 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: "come forth from the cloud of unknowing . . ."
Replies: 148
Views: 12048

Re: "come forth from the cloud of unknowing . . ."

Sorry, I need some help here. I have been away at the Montreal 17th Naked Ironing Open Era Area Quarter Finals (placed 2nd!!). I welcome the gently amusing work of June and Violet but I don't understand why Geoffrey Wren is now being called Sir Chris? Explanation please.

Sideways Sue
by Sideways
Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:39 am
Forum: The Leonard Cohen Event in Amsterdam 2016 - before and after
Topic: Thank you, Amsterdam 2016.
Replies: 18
Views: 3998

Re: Thank you, Amsterdam 2016.

Hello Sir, I am sorry we never met. You sound like a nice young man. It has always been my dream to attend one of these meetings. Hooray for Leonard. It would have been most nice for me also to have met Leonard Cohen. Lucky yous.
by Sideways
Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:01 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: POSTCARD TRADITION CONTINUES
Replies: 1
Views: 572

POSTCARD TRADITION CONTINUES

there's a guy on the Amsterdam Event forum who is offering to send postcards to those who can't make the trip. What a Gent he must be!
by Sideways
Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:55 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: thin green candles
Replies: 31
Views: 3485

Re: thin green candles

William Hooker was the finest English painter of fruit That's the guy! You win the prize! :D She does indeed win the Serious Category prize. Meanwhile, Dr Curmudgeon, ("attempted humour"!),and others, I win the Entertainment Prize for the "a broad" post typed in bed in the dark, on vacation in Pola...
by Sideways
Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:36 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: thin green candles
Replies: 31
Views: 3485

Re: thin green candles

Geoffrey wrote:
Sideways wrote:Just take it as a cyan from an HP (Higher Power)
all right. here is one of the green tubes of paint from my atelier. i have always wondered: what is a hooker?
hooker's green.jpg
Sorry, I can't help. I'm a broad at the moment.

Sue ( proper job titties are very important)
by Sideways
Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:11 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: thin green candles
Replies: 31
Views: 3485

Re: thin green candles

Playing with crayons today, I see. Do they still have the cool names for the colours? That was my favourite thing about crayons as a kid, names like magenta and aquamarine: it seemed so exotic! mine are nameless. my printer, however, uses black, yellow, red and blue. the red is called 'magenta' and...
by Sideways
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:53 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: 'dance me to your beauty'
Replies: 65
Views: 5645

Re: 'dance me to your beauty'

I do not embrace being educated or taught here as it merely reinforces my sad complex about not having a Uni degree. You and Geoffrey can compare notes on your lack-of-letters complexes! But, seriously, if you spent enough time around the Uni world and got to know enough academics, the main questio...
by Sideways
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:49 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: I had to see a lawyer today
Replies: 18
Views: 2010

Re: I had to see a lawyer today

LisaLCFan wrote:
Sideways wrote: Just 10'seconds after this was shot, so was he.
All this talk of whiskey and shots. Are you buying? Make mine a double!

Froat dry? Feelin' feisty?
by Sideways
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:19 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: I had to see a lawyer today
Replies: 18
Views: 2010

Re: I had to see a lawyer today

Lopsided is forgiveable. He is against the wall to face the Firing Squad. Just 10'seconds after this was shot, so was he. The whimsy and beauty in his face bespeaks a bebrave man.
by Sideways
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:11 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: 'dance me to your beauty'
Replies: 65
Views: 5645

Re: 'dance me to your beauty'

Karren B has the entire Edinburgh Tattoo on her back. Feisty is a very high complisult. You're either forum or against 'um. Sue FYI* I do not embrace being educated or taught here as it merely reinforces my sad complex about not having a Uni degree. * An interspat abbreviation denoting "For your ins...
by Sideways
Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:43 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: 'dance me to your beauty'
Replies: 65
Views: 5645

Re: 'dance me to your beauty'

As a mere woman, I am hardly in a position to judge your attached photograph. However, my instincts lead me to the warning that you should not let men gaze upon it. A vulnerable young man, such as Geoffrey, may find the adult content disturbing.

Sue

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