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by Harry S
Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:17 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Daddy's Little Princess.
Replies: 2071
Views: 204740

Re: Daddy's Little Princess.

THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED

thank you

The Moderator
by Harry S
Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:18 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: This is a poem I wrote when I was Queen of Sorrow
Replies: 37
Views: 6527

Re: This is a poem I wrote when I was Queen of Sorrow

I wake up and feel the pain which my middle class parents and teachers don’t understand I hope to catch the bus but it leaves as if saying, not for you! You will t r u d g e! through life! I search my feelings and find my HEART bleeding like a rat (which wanted cheese) trapped and broken b r o k e ...
by Harry S
Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:22 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Dilemmas
Replies: 3
Views: 540

Re: Dilemmas

would you like a critique of your poem? for the writer this can be a dilemma if he is only here to share not to learn. for the cheerleader this can be a dilemma if she wants all to see how generous and bountiful she is in her praise. for the critic this can be a dilemma if he wants to soften his opi...
by Harry S
Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:50 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

Re: to the Scot in everyone

oh no! speedy recovery, Claire. send me bulleteins becasue I now departeth from this place and will nae more return until 2011 the earliest. I will not be creating any new troll identites like Geoffrey has done with Ren and Drthingy. those who are close will have my email addy great fun, see you all...
by Harry S
Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:34 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

Re: to the Scot in everyone

Hang on, what was it that caused your backache again Harry? Because, seeing as I am of Scottish descent, I unquestionably know, that the biggest reason for backache in Scotland is ofcourse - Caber Tossing. Has 'You Know Who I Am' been suggested yet? A x Claire, I have written you a version of You K...
by Harry S
Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:16 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

Re: to the Scot in everyone

The Caber Tossing Event has been indefinitely postponed.
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:41 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

Re: to the Scot in everyone

7 minutes - not bad, you've even got some nice word play there ... you don't like that song? I listened to it about three times in the car today. Okay - get undressed and lie on the bed, I'll be over in few to massage your back - make sure you put a towel over your bottom. why, have you got somethi...
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:27 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

Re: to the Scot in everyone

Sorry your back hurts Harry - I wish I could help. I hope it doesn't last to long and that you can get yourself for a proper massage or whatever it is that helps you when it's bothering you... tiger balm maybe... xx cate Thanks! here's your request, a mangled middle section of NIght Comes On you ne...
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:52 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

Re: to the Scot in everyone

Cate wrote:Have you ever done Night Comes On? (I didn't pick it because of the pun - I was just listening to it)
not tried, looks too easy. if back ache shuts up I will do it for you later and time it as that is the real challenge, the parodies themselves are too parasitically easy.

hareeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:59 pm
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: to the Scot in everyone
Replies: 19
Views: 2777

to the Scot in everyone

Following yesterday's succesful parody challenge, here is a topical first verse from One of Us Can Not Be Wrong. I wore some thin green sandals, to make you jealous of me. But the room just filled up with my stink-foot, my body was so damn dirteeeeee Then I took the thrust of a tall handsome Knight ...
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:35 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Challenge needed
Replies: 13
Views: 1526

Re: Challenge needed

hey, thanks Claire but genuinely cream-crackered now. 5 hr train journey does nowt good for my back. Also, Hallellujah is not a stimulating challenge, far too easy.

Harry
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:22 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Challenge needed
Replies: 13
Views: 1526

Re: Challenge needed

What about the obvious one ~Hallelujah K x sorry, had enough for tonight. also the last one was not typical of me, I feel sullied now and must immediatelytake several baths and showers although I will give them back later. Normally I am as puree as the driven snow. Now I feel as puree as a blushing...
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:15 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Challenge needed
Replies: 13
Views: 1526

Re: Challenge needed

How about 'Coming back to you' k x just one verse, took 2 minutes, it was getting too obscene Maybe you’re still sticky It’s on the other cheek But you know that I still love you It's just that I reached the peak I tried to aim it everywhere And you said “please do” I shot my load, it’s in your hai...
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:03 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Challenge needed
Replies: 13
Views: 1526

Re: Challenge needed

so-so effort, and formatting went haywire. allowing for these extraneous problems stilloutside the 10 mins, just a few seconds over 11. anyway, here it is for you, Claire A bunch of lonely and very wilted flowers were lying out along the open road; the fern was very dark and thick between them, home...
by Harry S
Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:48 am
Forum: Writing, Music and Art by the Forum members
Topic: Challenge needed
Replies: 13
Views: 1526

Re: Challenge needed

you are a walking provocation, Claire. :D ok ok, point taken... (cop out ;)) What about Bunch of Lonesome Heroes then A x ok, not one I know that well but a nice song. It will probably take me 10, including getting the lyrics on this slow slow connection. so, the time here in Scotland is 22.48 MacH...

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