"An octopus can regrow an arm if it loses one, but the arm will not regrow an octopus;
it will walk around for a bit and then die."

John Etherington wrote:

Quasand wrote:BOB DYLAN IS AWFUL!

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I didn't like Jason's as much as Leonard's either, but the guy is pretty easy on the ocular system, eh? Jason was highly entertaining, he didn't give a stuff. I don't suppose you saw it but in his final appearance he FORGOT THE WORDS of Mr Tambourine Man and just went ahead anyway with "..in t...

Like this a lot, thanks.

in the cup and league
tum ti tum ti tum ti tum
well yes there is that

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..in the cup and league
IN THE BLOODY CUP AND LEAGUE??
well, yes, there is that

The cake is mouldy,
it's broken from bending and
looks like Last Year's Cake

homo factus Best
his memory liveth on
Chelsea got no chance

or the broken Allllllll.............................
or the very broken A....ll.....ll....ll....ll.....
or sum of its parts

Fascinating topic. Would you contribute a poem of your own Sue? Alas, among my crappy poems none has this precise subject matter. The oral tradition gives us Dan, Dan the Lavatory Man of course, but it's rather dull. Do you know a computer game called Janitor Dan the Spaceman ? He spends his life c...

AND ONE FOR THE ROAD (THIS ONE IS STOLEN, WELL BORROWED) In days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper hadn't been invented. They'd drop their load by the side of the road and walk away contented. (I think line three is metrically weak but you can't have everything. And it comes from the o...

I am wondering if people who watch Glass documentaries should avoid rock concerts?

have you not got one?
not last time I looked, she said
well, borrow mine then

are you having a laugh?

poet anon som cherubim ac seraphim: una voce dicentes: as the last line excedes the requisite five syllables you might consider replacing una voce with simul (together, at the same time) otherwise not bad. I had this one ready in case nobody could think of anything: poeta non sum sicut erat Catullu...