I don't say no to Cork if the bananas there are big and fresh. a girl needs her bananas you know.

Very good effort from a non-scholar of the Book. It is of course when Moses served in Pharaoh's court.

Goldin wrote:Third week in Sweden: #3 again.
http://swedishcharts.com/showitem.asp?i ... deas&cat=a

184th in South Korea!

There is no way that the Lord would end a sentence with a preposition, so I am sorry to say Geoffrey but I feel that the quotation is not authentic. jesus might have been a clever bastard when it came to skipping over ponds, transforming tapwater into sparkling claret, making cripples roll up their...

mat james wrote:I love being mothered
does that make me oedipal?
Oh!...give me a breast...

MatbbgJ
(Was that me or Leonard haiku-talking?)

give me banana
unzip it and place in mouth
oh, it's so creamy

My Lady has a wayward tongue. She dips it in ink; dresses it in leather. Her teeth try to contain it but her lips are forever calling. I went from my lady, to your lady, to the lady ... some lady has a wayward tongue. I'll make her mine as that sounds better to my ear and since I sometimes have one...

why do you have to criticise him?

I have been away due to an unfortunate incident with a banana. sorry to all my fans here.

hello beetch, if you are a lady then I am a banana! On this forum we don't need another fish. my suggestion for 2012, just for you, "**** off and don't come back."

I wake up and feel the pain which my middle class parents and teachers don’t understand I hope to catch the bus but it leaves as if saying, not for you! You will t r u d g e! through life! I search my feelings and find my HEART bleeding like a rat (which wanted cheese) trapped and broken b r o k e n...

I recently stumbled across an intriguing poem I felt I had read many times before, and something compelled me to read it yet again… Geoffrey writes: i couldn't sleep because i felt flustered so i went downstairs and mixed me some custard i shovelled in a jawful but it tasted f***ing awful and then ...

tinderella wrote:
Marisha, you are lowering the tone of this thread, you are very clever and very funny but your poetry lacks heart.

I removed all my poetry because it lacked heart. I left it in some Happy Shopper Matchbox and haven't seen it since.

John the Shorts wrote:I thought "Tacoma Trailer" was an instrumental track?

it releasing first time without words at ll but then Lenard think of words that go with tune and together it make song.

When words fade and the night come alive when all that is important sound again Man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a seed Silence make true the attaining love and he who has gone abides with us more strong than the present one ah, this poem has been bugging me since you...

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