Grecian man wrote:Everything seems a bit doom and gloom these days so here's a topic to cheer us up
all jokes welcome ..... let the games begin
Jack was a painter. To cut costs, he would often thin his paint to make it go further. So, when the church decided to do some maintenance Jack was able to put in the lowest bid and got the job. As always, he thinned his paint down with turpentine.
One day while he was up on the scaffolding - the job was almost finished – he heard a loud clap of thunder, and the sky opened. The downpour washed the thinned paint off the church and knocked Jack off the scaffolding. He landed on the lawn among the gravestones and puddles of worthless paint.
Jack knew that this was a warning from the almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: “O God! Forgive me! What should I do?
And from the thunder came a mighty voice: “Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!”
NEXT PLEASE .....................
Thanks for that!Paula wrote:Five: Graffitti!! Whoever wrote "OSAMA F**S DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie, the donkey backed into me while I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.
Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken back into me while I was relieving myself' will not be accepted in future (with donkeys there is a grey area).
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests