Bench jokes
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Re: Bench updates
Agree totally with mkevenson and HugoD.
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Re: Bench updates
you're way off. this pic was taken a few seconds earlier. try again.Sideways wrote:I recognize that area. Oxford Street, London?
Re: Bench jokes
I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
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Re: Bench jokes
jarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
You are an amazing man Jarkko, especially as you are now an Old Age Benchioner. I always feel it is my duty to play along with Geoffrey even though my personal preference would be to remain serious.
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
Re: Bench updates
its4inthemorning wrote:Agree totally with mkevenson and HugoD.
Me too. You are the only 3 people here that I have always respected.
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
Re: Bench jokes
you're a decent fellow, jarkko - i don't give a damn what anybody else says.jarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
were you serious when you dragged this bench out of the loch and said:Sideways wrote:I always feel it is my duty to play along with Geoffrey even though my personal preference would be to remain serious.
"help me, geoff. all this needs is a wire brush and a coat of paint, and we can donate it to the people of hydra."
Re: Bench jokes
Geoffers said - were you serious when you shagged on this bench out of the loch and said:
"help me, geoff. all this needs is a wine brush and a coat of many colours, let's donate shit all to the people of hydra."
What the hell, it's only 3 in the aftermornig and you are already talking jibber jabber.
"help me, geoff. all this needs is a wine brush and a coat of many colours, let's donate shit all to the people of hydra."
What the hell, it's only 3 in the aftermornig and you are already talking jibber jabber.
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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Re: Bench jokes
Very wise -and also good for those of us who are finding the joke thread quite the opposite of matter of fact - perhaps just a little surrealjarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
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Re: Bench jokes
cohenadmirer wrote:Very wise -and also good for those of us who are finding the joke thread quite the opposite of matter of fact - perhaps just a litle surrealjarkko wrote:I've split the original Bench Update Thread into two.
The tongue-in-cheek messages are in this thread.
We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
--- it is monitored by the Hydra & Athens authorities,
and we don't want to confuse the decision makers in these
decisive moments.
Just "a little surreal"? Come on Geoffers, we need to improve
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
Re: Bench jokes
well, michael is good at doing the 'less' partjarkko wrote:We want to keep the Update more or less matter-of-fact
Re: Bench jokes
It's gotta have V8 and beer.