The Infinite Haiku

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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby lonndubh » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:40 pm

Dear All,The IHS International Haiku Competition 2010 has been announced!The Irish Haiku Society International Haiku Competition offers prizes of Euro 150, Euro 50 and Euro 30 for unpublished haiku/senryu in English. In addition there will be up to 7 Highly Commended haiku/senryu.Also, there will be prizes from Dóchas Ireland of Euro 100, Euro 30 and Euro 20 for unpublished haiku/senryu in English or in Irish Gaelic (with an English translation) about Ireland in the changing world + up to 3 Highly Commended haiku/senryu in this category. This category is only open for participants born or residing on the island of Ireland.More details here: http://irishhaiku.webs.com/haikucompetition.htm All the entries shall be postmarked by 31th October 2010. No e-mail submissions, please!Good luck to all!IHS
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby jimbo » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:45 am

so whats new now babe
concerts galofe with our len
spreading the love word
love is not forgotten......
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby solongleonard » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:39 pm

jimbo wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:45 am
so whats new now babe
concerts galofe with our len
spreading the love word


spreading the love word
spoken through her open legs
like cunnilingus
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby Geoffrey » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:15 pm

solongleonard wrote: spreading the love word
spoken through her open legs
like cunnilingus
like cunnilingus
or kissing the little man
in the pink canoe
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby solongleonard » Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:17 pm

Geoffrey wrote:
Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:15 pm
solongleonard wrote: spreading the love word
spoken through her open legs
like cunnilingus
like cunnilingus
or kissing the little man
in the pink canoe
in the pink canoe
or so-called canoodling
part her lips and sing
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby Geoffrey » Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:07 am

solongleonard wrote: in the pink canoe
or so-called canoodling
part her lips and sing
part her lips and sing
while my tongue slithers inside
her curtains of meat
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby solongleonard » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:56 am

Her curtains of meat
Sod vegetarianism
Bugger her burger
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby Geoffrey » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:57 am

solongleonard wrote: Her curtains of meat
Sod vegetarianism
Bugger her burger
bugger her burger
and fill my goblet with juice
from her slimy sluice
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Re: The Infinite Bollocks

Postby solongleonard » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:48 am

Geoffrey wrote:
Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:57 am
solongleonard wrote: Her curtains of meat
Sod vegetarianism
Bugger her burger
bugger her burger
and fill my goblet with juice
from her slimy sluice

From her slimy sluice
bag of douche, April shower
Dwight Eisenhower
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Re: The Infinite Bollocks

Postby Geoffrey » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:45 pm

solongleonard wrote: From her slimy sluice
bag of douche, April shower
Dwight Eisenhower
dwight eisenhower
unloading semolina
into her warm glove
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Infinite ending

Postby solongleonard » Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:23 pm

Geoffrey wrote:
Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:45 pm
solongleonard wrote: From her slimy sluice
bag of douche, April shower
Dwight Eisenhower
dwight eisenhower
unloading semolina
into her warm glove

into her warm glove
Norwegian Geoffrey
Placed a cod and chips
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby solongleonard » Mon May 01, 2017 2:30 pm

placed a cod and chips
as a Norwegian would
Beatles song spelt wrong


as many of you know I did my PHd on the Anglo-Icelandic cod wars and here is the Norwegian angle https://forsvaret.no/ifs/FS-12005-Fish- ... yIcelandUK
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby solongleonard » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:08 am

Beatles song spelt wrong
jigtrghbtrhyethjiytokjuhokyrkjkyookjuyjmuymjjumujmujy
also known as Girl
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby Cate » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:36 pm

I thought this game was banned
solongleonard wrote:
Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:08 am
Beatles song spelt wrong
jigtrghbtrhyethjiytokjuhokyrkjkyookjuyjmuymjjumujmujy
also known as Girl
so long this is not a haiku, your middle is too too long
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Re: The Infinite Haiku

Postby Geoffrey » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:48 pm

Cate wrote:
>I thought this game was banned.

nah, unfortunately not - despite my efforts.

solongleonard wrote:
>jigtrghbtrhyethjiytokjuhokyrkjkyookjuyjmuymjjumujmujy

Cate added:
>so long this is not a haiku, your middle is too too long.

it depends on the pronunciation. are you sure it has not seven syllables?

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