The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
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The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
https://forsvaret.no/ifs/FS-12005-Fish- ... yIcelandUK
It's not bloody funny. Back in the old days I had a pet fish and was planning to one day murder it to provide food and drink for my family and staff but oh no, down at the Storting Sir Geoffrey Wren passed the law which set our 2 countries at War. If you glance at the paper below you will see why politically and logically Sir Geoffrey got it all wrong
https://forsvaret.no/ifs/FS-12005-Fish- ... yIcelandUK
Solongleonard, a winner both Tactics and Morals.
It's not bloody funny. Back in the old days I had a pet fish and was planning to one day murder it to provide food and drink for my family and staff but oh no, down at the Storting Sir Geoffrey Wren passed the law which set our 2 countries at War. If you glance at the paper below you will see why politically and logically Sir Geoffrey got it all wrong
https://forsvaret.no/ifs/FS-12005-Fish- ... yIcelandUK
Solongleonard, a winner both Tactics and Morals.
SOME PEOPLE NEVER GO CRAZY.
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Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
That too, Geoffrey is indeed my Servant and for a short spell, back in the 80's, I was indeed the Queen of England.
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Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
That explains a lot...
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This explains a lot more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntl4VopV0YQ
highlights ok, whole film damn spiffing
SOME PEOPLE NEVER GO CRAZY.
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Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
so you had a fight about fish and then one of you hired the other one of you to be his servant and then one of you slept with the other ones sister who actually wasn't really a sister and then you had a really big fight after the brother, who wasn't really a brother, also slept with the sister, who wasn't really a sister. ... These things happen. I hope you guys work things out.
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Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
Dear Skate, only a fish like you could save my relationship with Uncle Geoffrey
SOME PEOPLE NEVER GO CRAZY.
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Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
I'm sure that's not true, the world is full of fishes. are we calling G. uncle Geoffrey now? that seems a little to familiar. (that's as best a pun as I can do)
(I just googled skate fish - like it)
(I just googled skate fish - like it)
Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
there's a plaice for people like you, solong.solongleonard wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:05 am Dear Skate, only a fish like you could save my relationship with Uncle Geoffrey
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Geoffrey wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:21 amthere's a plaice for people like you, solong.solongleonard wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:05 am Dear Skate, only a fish like you could save my relationship with Uncle Geoffrey
I once read a surprisingly articulate and sensible defence of the cliche. Meantime I shall resist.
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Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
It's all over my head.
Re: The like real reason Geoffrey and I like fell out
it would probably be more correct to say it's all under your feet.dar wrote:It's all over my head.
anyway, good to 'see' you, dar!