[Queen] Cate.. (hi Lady K., hi P. A.)..
I'm very tired. I've been tied up all day, and was only just released, though I have no idea why that is and whether I'll be tied up yet again when I least expect it. I hope not, as there are slight abrasions on both my wrists now, which is not becoming of a princess, I don't think.
Speaking of being tied up.. I thought it was his Lordship we tied to the top of that car, Cate. The torture part was the car's rather declasse make (as far as his Lordship's tastes go, I mean) As a matter of fact, I think we got the idea when he said:
"Cate, I wouldn't be caught dead in a Rabbit."
So we decided to strap him to the roof instead. Oh, and you thought to put the Bird Dirge on auto repeat, with the volume just loud enough to induce a vague if nauseating form of cohen-confusion. I don't know how long that went on.. but the point is--actually, what is.. oh. That we're in agreement. I taught you how to strap stuff to the top of your car using ratchet straps. (my god.. I'm glad that one's settled. And we didn't even need a king, as it happens, to sort all that out)
.. SPEAKING OF.. as to flowery King No Pants.. um.. sorry, but without the proper doublet and pluderhose (don't ask).. I just don't think.. I mean, the mystery is entirely gone. Although it is true that even the pluderhose has a thingy in the front for the.. I mean where a man has his.. (you know)
.. anyway, I guess what I'm saying is: too much information. The mystery is gone, and.. well, who wants to be subject to a king one wants no subjugation to??.. (if you see my point) Maybe bring him back bathed, combed, and in a bathrobe, at the very least. Then we can re-consider.
.. okay, well, the guests are gone, I'm back in the city. And tomorrow--actually, I'm not going to think about tomorrow yet. Maybe I'll awake in a post-three-days-of-raspberry-margueritas sort of afterglow.. and everything I thought might disturb me is instead masterfully masked in some sort of blurry, vaguely-alcoholic dim cognition sort of thing..
.. and thus, Princess Violet lived vaguely ever after. The End.
Sweet Princess Violet Flower I (in her [princess] Audrey Hepburn style jammies)..
much later edit: ibid. the double ellipses issue.
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on Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:40 am, edited 9 times in total.